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PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, December 22, 2024 Grok is already trying to kill people Authors By Jesse Published December 22, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia We Put Together Instead of Having a Catch With Our Boy The cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon... Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 22, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Sung to Us by Sirens As We Sailed Past the Rocky Cliffs of Their Forbidden Island We removed the wax from our ears, and now we’re more turned on than ever Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 22, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That May One Day Be the Rosetta Stone That Future Generations Will Use to Decipher Our Language and Culture They’re going to think Mila Kunis was our God Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 21, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Could Be the Konami Code for Your Brain Maybe it’ll spawn an extra life! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 21, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Our Husband Recited Instead of Writing His Vows It’s the thought that counts Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 21, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 20, 2024 You can stop worrying about the murder hornets Authors By Jesse Published December 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Recite to Stay Awake During Brain Surgery We know you can’t play the violin or anything, but the doctor said this’ll do the trick Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, December 19, 2024 The geniuses at Taco Bell have gone back to the lab and invented... the chicken nugget Authors By Jesse Published December 19, 2024
14 Places That Had to Change Their Names for Embarrassing Reasons I went to Gay Head and everyone said they’re tired of this joke format Authors By Jesse Published December 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Found Us As Orphaned Infants, Took Us In and Cared for Us As If We Were Their Own We thought WE were trivia until we were 18 Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, December 18, 2024 What if your boss gave you a three-day weekend if you promised to doink more often? Some Japanese workers are living this dream Authors By Jesse Published December 18, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Got When We Sat on the Wrong Guy’s Lap at the Mall He looked like Santa, he smelled like Santa, but he wasn’t the real Santa Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 18, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, December 17, 2024 Everything you need to know — from Scrim to Grok Authors By Jesse Published December 17, 2024
5 of the Most Screwed-Up Presidential Statues ‘From a sculpturing standpoint, it’s better to show the body without any clothes. That’s why I left ‘em off’ Authors By Jesse Published December 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Unpasteurized Pop-Culture Trivia to Slurp Down With Your Raw Beef and Unvaccinated Poultry Like the Founding Fathers Intended You’re obviously already very smart. You don’t even need these facts Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 17, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Yap About on Your New Podcast About Your Made-Up Meme Job as an Unelected Government Official Nothing says ‘efficiency’ like two dorks no one voted for sharing the same job and starting a podcast about it Authors By Jesse Published December 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia in Case You Need Some Filler for Your Annual Christmas Card The kids didn’t do jack squat this year Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 16, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Feed the Worm in Your Brain Just in Case That’s the Last Thing Keeping You From Running for President This may be the only way to keep polio from making a huge comeback Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, December 15, 2024 If you’re thinking about gifting someone a live animal this holiday season, maybe don’t Authors By Jesse Published December 15, 2024
