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Robert Brockway

Robert Brockway is a former senior editor and columnist for Cracked.com. He is the author of the post-apocalyptic horror epic Carrier Wave, the cyberpunk novel Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity, the comedic non-fiction essay collection Everything is Going to Kill Everybody, and The Vicious Circuit, a punk rock urban fantasy series from Tor Books. He lives in Tucson, Arizona with his wife Meagan and their three dogs, Detective Martin Riggs, Detective Roger Murtaugh, and Penny (she did not make the force). Find more information about his work on his own site, http://www.robertbrockway.net.

The 8 Manliest Images on the Internet

These are just images of men being men: Doing awesome, unexplainable things just because they look cool. Yes, here they are, eight prime examples of why I love men: Wait ... that came out wrong! Don\'t submit the list ye-

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A Touching Children's Book Written While High

Last week, I related a charming anecdote about the Cracked offices that involved thinly veiled racism, sexual assault, rampant stupidity and may or may not have actively advocated huffing gasoline (several times). Then I figured: That would make a great children\'s book!

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Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Sloshed at Sea!

\'Hey man, yeah you! C\'mere a minute,\' a strikingly ugly teenager motions you over. According to the CW, which is the closest thing to a news channel that you watch, all teenagers are either stunningly beautiful or else have magical powers. Considering this kid looks like the ass end of an asshole, you suppose he has to be the latter.

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The 5 Least Sexy Products Money Can Buy=One Terrifying Date

There\'s a plethora of product review sites on the internet, but they all have one problem in common: Responsibility. They\'re always \'carefully testing products\' given to them \'expressly for that purpose,\' and where\'s the fun in that? Plus they don\'t have nearly enough pictures of boobs.

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5 Popular Zombie Survival Tactics (That Will Get You Killed)

You've got the exact same essential plan as everybody else: go raid the gun store, get out of the cities as fast as possible, find a sturdy base to fortify and hole up in, use a melee weapon whenever possible to conserve ammo and--if the worst does come to pass and you find yourself facing down a crowd of the undead--take your time, aim carefully a

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