Felix Clay

5 Deceptive Ways to Make Yourself Hotter (Temporarily)

There are so many ways to make yourself appear more alluring that may literally fall apart when the lights turn off.

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September 25, 2013

6 Pieces of Sci-Fi Technology That Make No Sense

Some things are just so frustratingly, unnecessarily mysterious.

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September 19, 2013

4 Hilarious Things I Learned About Orgies (By Going to One)

I went to an orgy for the purposes of writing a comedy article.

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September 08, 2013

4 People With Good Intentions It's Impossible Not to Hate

These stories wield irony like a hobo wields stink.

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September 07, 2013

6 Weirdly Specific Characters That Are in Every Sitcom Ever

You'll need all of these if you want your show to really last.

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By Felix Clay

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September 06, 2013

6 Horror Mashups Just Crazy Enough to Be Awesome

Two wrongs typically don't make a right, but I'm fairly confident two bad horror movies can make one awesome horror movie.

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August 24, 2013

7 Small Fights That Got Out of Hand Quickly

It turns out things can get very serious when 'American Idol' is involved.

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August 20, 2013

9 Failed Attempts to Interview a Viral Video Villain

The chance to interact with a walking comedy skit like this woman was too great to resist.

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August 17, 2013

The 7 Most Profoundly Depressing Celebrity Cruises

Want to be surrounded by water in the company of R. Kelly? You probably don't need a cruise, but one exists just in case.

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By Felix Clay

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August 13, 2013

5 Terrible Things We Only Know Because of the Internet

If it wasn't for the Internet, you'd happily live your life unaware of all kinds of terrible things. Here are a few of them.

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August 10, 2013

The 5 Most Ridiculous Repercussions of Time Travel in Movies

This almost makes us not want a time machine of our own. Almost.

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August 06, 2013

3 Awful Experiences Our Brains Always Remember Fondly

The inside of your head is a lie.

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August 03, 2013

7 Hilarious Monsters That Are Widely Feared in Japan

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August 01, 2013

The 8 Most Important Farts Ever (According to the Media)

You never know what the media will fixate on, you just hope it's not this kind of stuff.

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July 27, 2013

The 6 Worst Trades Ever Made in Exchange for Sex

There are some things in this world that pride should prevent you from doing. Trading ass for value meals is like ten of those things.

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July 26, 2013

The 7 Most Regrettable Tattoos Ever Received

A good rule of thumb is, if you get into an argument with a guy who isn't an actual tattoo artist, just a guy with a tattoo gun, and then he offers to tattoo you, don't do it.

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July 23, 2013

6 People Who Mixed Bad Luck with Stupidity

The world is literally up to its nuts in dummies.

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July 13, 2013

3 Things You Don't Get Any Better at With Old Age

Do yourself a favor and make yourself a better person. You're never too old to learn something new.

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July 07, 2013

6 Kids Movies Clearly Made by People Who Hate Children

While a studio like Pixar can consistently put out movies that entertain kids and adults alike, a lot of misguided attempts to make films for the younger crowd currently pollute Netflix and video stores.

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July 05, 2013

The 6 Most WTF Medical Procedures That Inexplicably Exist

For all the awesomeness medicine provides, it also has its disinfected fingers in a few weird pies that you never even knew existed.

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July 03, 2013