8 Criminals Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights Sometimes I ponder trying my hand at being a criminal mastermind. But then I read about dummies like these people, and I think I'll just be as stupid as them. Authors By Felix Clay Published January 18, 2014
4 Offensive Jokes That Could Have Easily Been Fixed How do we even decide what to laugh at? Some people out there don't even think I'm funny. I know, right? Authors By Felix Clay Published January 12, 2014
5 Fantasy Characters That Need to Be Rebooted Here's how to fix the five most boring and unimaginative creatures that continue to appear in fantasy. Authors By Felix Clay Published January 04, 2014
6 Insane Ways Dogs Can Inadvertently Screw Over Their Owners Take a good, long look at Fido, because maybe, just maybe, he's been trying to kill you for years and years. Maybe he already did kill you. Authors By Felix Clay Published January 02, 2014
The 7 Worst Gifts People Seem to Give Every Christmas I have no idea what your family likes, but I know what they hate, because no one likes this shit. Authors By Felix Clay Published December 17, 2013
The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim to Use Authors By Felix Clay Published December 14, 2013
The 3 Types of Regret That Can Destroy You I thought maybe it would be a fun thing to pick apart the regrets that mold us into who we are and that can, if we let them, tear us apart. Authors By Felix Clay Published December 07, 2013
3 Craigslist Ads That Will Shake Your Faith in Humanity How far are strangers willing to go for a potential sexual circus ride? There's only one way to find out! Authors By Felix Clay Published December 01, 2013
The 5 Parts of Sex Porn Doesn't Prepare You For Let me take off these slacks and take you on a journey through all the sexual quagmires porn can't get you ready for. Authors By Felix Clay Published November 23, 2013
4 Ways We Don't Realize We Suck at Coping With Adversity When the world kicks our ass, we let it. Hard. And we never even notice. Authors By Felix Clay Published November 09, 2013
The 6 Most Horrifying Child's Beauty Pageant Contestants While the idea of a beauty pageant for children is objectionable in and of itself, things can actually get worse. Authors By Felix Clay Published November 03, 2013
The 5 Creepiest True Exorcism Stories of Our Time Penis exorcism. That is all. Authors By Felix Clay Published October 24, 2013
4 Ways to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents) Step one: Remember your kid's name even if it isn't yours. Authors By Felix Clay Published October 20, 2013
The 7 Worst Excuses Given by People Caught Being Perverts If you're a decent, normal pervert, your only excuse is going to be poor judgment. Worse offenders, however, are so much more hilarious. Authors By Felix Clay Published October 15, 2013
The 6 Most Shameless Gimmicks Used by Funeral Homes I wrote this whole article about how funeral homes go that extra mile to get your business. Your depressing, dead business. Authors By Felix Clay Published October 12, 2013
5 Absurd Exploitation Film Subgenres It's good to know this stuff exists. Authors By Felix Clay Published October 06, 2013
9 Life Lessons Gleaned From Eating Terrifying Fair Foods Cracked.com does not recommend any rational human being attempt this. Authors By Felix Clay Published September 26, 2013
