Felix Clay
I am Felix. I am not a cat.
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6 Bizarre Reasons Famous Foods Were Banned
You'd figure, of all our myriad freedoms, the freedom to eat would be one that almost goes without saying, one you take for granted, because who could possibly give a happy horseshit what you cram into your maw? Turns out all kinds of people care.
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5 Creative Ways People Got Revenge on Cheating Spouses
In a rational world full of level-headed people, when you find out you've been cheated on, you'll confront your partner and explain how you feel disrespected and that perhaps it's best if you go your separate ways. In the real world, people do this stuff.
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The 4 Worst 'Scientific' Explanations for Famous Monsters
How shitty and plausible do their explanations get? Oh man, I've got a whole article about it.
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3 Damaging Relationships You Can't Get Away From
Is the purpose of this article to grace you with bizarre, obscure new info? No. It's to make you question why we never question these things in the first place. Come, I'll show you.
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4 Awkward Scenarios You Only Tolerate from a Sexual Partner
Simply by virtue of the nudie-time fun you have together (or if I want to be sweet and sappy and suggest it's true love), you will put up with and tolerate the most heinous of activities.
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4 Surefire Ways to Ruin the Mood During Any Sexual Encounter
Back in the day I like to think the road to dirty talk was a lot like Frodo's journey with the Fellowship.
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The 4 Worst Things About Being in Love
For all the poems and novels and movies and songs on the subject, there's a surprising lack of information on what to do with this damn emotion once you have it.
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5 Things That Should Be on Every Apocalypse To-Do List
If the world were going to end tomorrow, or in a week, or in some inconveniently short period of time, I like to think these are the things we should all do to wrap up what was, all things being equal, a pretty alright existence.
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The 5 Most Ridiculous Reasons Students Have Been Expelled
Grab a drink and try to wrap your head around these.
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The 5 Most Amazing Things Accomplished While in Prison
Sometimes those nogoodniks manage to find a way to be successful even when they're behind bars. So successful, in fact.
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5 People Who Quit Real Jobs to Pursue Idiotic Dreams
Ninja is never a dream you should pursue.
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9 Businesses You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
Given how delightful nudity is, it should come as no surprise that many an entrepreneur has tried to capitalize on our desire to see other people's assorted goodies and floppies jostling about.
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5 Obnoxious Things Restaurants Need to Stop Doing
How's about I nitpick all the pain in the ass things that restaurants continue to do that no one likes for no reason any one of us will ever figure out.
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The 4 Most Preposterous Ways to Get Drunk
Getting your drank on. Is there anything more noble? Yes, most things.
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4 Awkward Situations That Always Make You Look Like a Dick
The sad fact is that sometimes you get yourself in a position where all you can do is back away slowly while shame and awfulness are showered upon you.
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5 Baffling Uses of Sex Toys That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
No one dies in this article or anything. A few of them get messed up, but it's cool.
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The 5 Most Awesomely Bad Comic Book Movies
The Internet has overlooked one key group of comic book films: the best worst movies. Good thing I wrote this article to fix that
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4 Situations Where We've All Agreed to Act Like Dicks
There are some places in the world, some specific times and events, where goodness is checked at the door and humanity itself decays into an awkward, terrible beast.
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The 5 Worst Legal Defenses Actually Attempted in Court
Verily, thou canst only read this list of shitteth defenses used in real lawsuits and mayhaps belch forth a guffaw or two.
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