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15 Secret Business Plans of Famous Companies Revealed

If businessmen are to be believed, every successful idea started as a chart in a PowerPoint presentation. For instance, Gillette's business model must be a simple flowchart that only has one box that says

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November 18, 2012

If Content Warning Labels Were Honest

They put little stickers on albums to let you know they have explicit lyrics, but they never put a label telling you that it only has one good song on it. Show us the content warnings they should be required to put on albums, games and movies that would actually help us decide if we want to buy it.

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November 16, 2012

16 Famous Movie Quotes in the Worst Possible Context

One of the most popular genres of image memes is the movie quote over a screen cap in which the movie quote is being delivered. We asked you to remix some of your favorite movie quotes with moments that would be uniquely inappropriate.

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November 14, 2012

17 Rejected Ideas from the New 'Call of Duty' Game

With 'Call of Duty: Black Ops II' coming soon, and a new 'Modern Warfare' type game coming out every year, we thought it was time to imagine some of the terrible ideas that didn't make it into the franchise.

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November 12, 2012

What Your T-Shirt Really Means

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November 11, 2012

What George Lucas Will Do Now: 19 Terrifying Guesses

After selling the Star Wars rights to Disney, George Lucas is wealthy in a way that mocks the idea of capitalism, and has a completely blank canvas for the first time in years.

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November 09, 2012

Texts from Last Night (From Famous Fictional Characters)

We've seen so many vaguely entertaining exchanges that we started to wonder what it would be like if we actually knew who any of these people were. We asked you to show us, using some of your favorite fictional characters.

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November 07, 2012

The Perfect Zingers For 15 Important Historical Moments

When time travel is invented, we're going to learn a lot about ourselves as a species. We'd imagine there will be those people who try to go back and right history's wrongs, but an underestimated subset will be the folks who use it to add the perfect zinger to those moments.

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November 05, 2012

The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes from Actual Movies

One of the most popular genre of viral image is inspirational movie quotes -- some deep monologue on love from 500 Days of Summer or just a few motivational words from Yoda. We asked you to find the most inappropriate and least inspirational real quotes from movies, and make inspirational images out of them.

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November 04, 2012

If Everything Lived Up to the Hype

Everything from movies to gadgets to politicians promise awesomeness they can't hope to fulfill. We asked you to show us what the world would have looked like if even the biggest flops had actually lived up to their hype instead.

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November 02, 2012

27 Halloween Decorations Based on Realistic Fears

Most Halloween decorations look like rejected props from the least realistic horror movie ever filmed. We asked you to use things that are actually scary in real life to make our yards scary again.

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October 31, 2012

23 Horrible Ideas for Sexy Halloween Costumes

On Halloween, we're all asked to find creative ways to make other people think about what we'd be like to have sex with. Unfortunately, not all costumes lend themselves to sexiness quite as well as 'Sexy Nurse,' and 'Doctor Penis Hands.'

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October 29, 2012

If The Other Side Had Won

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October 28, 2012

The Truth Behind the 17 Most Viral Images of the Election

We asked you to show us what the people in some of the most important photos were thinking.

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October 26, 2012

17 Moments from Famous Videos (Before the CIA Got to Them)

Moments from famous video footage, as they appeared before the CIA and George Lucas altered them using computer technology they'd reverse engineered from UFOs

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October 24, 2012

If Movie Sequel Premises Were Forced to Be Realistic

what famous movie sequels would have looked like if they were forced to deal realistically with what happened in the first movie.

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October 22, 2012

21 Ways Life Would Change if We Could Understand Animals

It's the question every stoned person has asked before: How would life be different if animals could talk to us? No but seriously, think about how would things would, like, change man.

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October 21, 2012

The Elections as Understood by a 5-Year-Old

It's no secret that we all have the intelligence of 5-year-olds when it comes to politics.

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October 19, 2012

19 Minor Changes That Would Make Famous Movies Amazing

There's a thin line between good and great.

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October 17, 2012

21 Awkward Moments Between Video Game Levels

Video games have natural editing points built into them as you move from one level up to the next. We show you some of the awkward moments that those cuts help them cover up.

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October 15, 2012