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What George Lucas Will Do Now: 19 Terrifying Guesses
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After selling the Star Wars rights to Disney, George Lucas is wealthy in a way that mocks the idea of capitalism, and has a completely blank canvas for the first time in years. We asked you to come up with the best guesses as to how he will go spectacularly insane. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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