15 Secret Business Plans of Famous Companies Revealed

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If businessmen are to be believed, every successful idea started as a chart in a PowerPoint presentation. For instance, Gillette's business model must be a simple flowchart that only has one box that says "Add more blades!" We asked you to show us what other famous companies seem to be thinking in chart form. The winner is below, but firs the runners up ...

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