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CRACKED I wanna see plenty of beach between men. Five men is a juicy opportunity, one man's a waste of ammo.

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You have a rendezvous with my ass. motherfucker! CRACKED COM

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I'm genetic garbage. o Vincent Benedict CRACKED COM

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REC I'LL GIVE YOU A WINTER PREDICTION: It's be cold, it's be it's gonna gonna grey, and gonna last you for the rest of your life. CRACKED

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YOU'VE DECIDED TO BE A BUM ....AND WITHOUT A JOB, A RESIDENCE OR LEGAL TENDER, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE: A FUCKING BUM. I GOTTA TAKE A S

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