The Elections as Understood by a 5-Year-Old

It's no secret that we all have the intelligence of 5-year-olds when it comes to politics.
The Elections as Understood by a 5-Year-Old
Look, it's no secret that most of us understand politics about as well as a 5-year-old would. We asked you to show us how actual 5-year-olds understand the upcoming election and all the the buzzwords that accompany it. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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The Elections as Understood by a 5-Year-Old
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