Most Halloween decorations look like rejected props from the least realistic horror movie ever filmed. We asked you to use things that are actually scary in real life to make our yards scary again. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Slampolina

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Entry by hannaugh

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Entry by bunker6

27 Halloween Decorations Based on Realistic Fears

Entry by Cadae

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Entry by BaconGristle

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Entry by X01

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Entry by Akron

27 Halloween Decorations Based on Realistic Fears

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