Liam Neeson shouldn't have gotten the chance to have his family "Taken" again, because he should be in jail for killing like 30 dudes. Other action heroes should have spent the sequel rehabbing in a hospital. We asked you to show us movie sequels that deal realistically with what happened in the first movie. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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