THE LATEST FROM

Cracked Plasticians

Cracked Plasticians are readers who enter the site’s weekly Photoplasty and Pictofacts contests. For money. To get in on the cash prizes and sweet internet fame, visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop, at bit.ly/pictofacts. You don’t need experience. You just need a computer, some time, and a burning desire to make memes.

Plasticians. We’re making memes smarter.
avatar by sonoftime

PHOTOPLASTY

29 Video Game Mashups Too Awesome to Exist

We asked our readers to give us video game blue balls, and visualize our wildest dreams.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: October 03, 2014

PICTOFACT

14 Horrifying Accidents You Won't Believe People Escaped

Thanks to the Internet, we've learned that we live in a world of full of ordinary people with genitals too big for their pants.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: October 02, 2014

PHOTOPLASTY

If Recent Video Games Were More Realistic

When you think about it, video games really do ask a lot of us when it comes to believing in the little universes they've created.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: October 01, 2014

PICTOFACT

19 Bananas (Actual) Laws

You're all worthy of having your asses kicked by Batman, and we have proof.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 29, 2014

PICTOFACT

19 Totally Killer DIY Projects

Remember back in the day when, even with the instructions, you couldn't build that Lego set? But there was that jerk who could just do it by looking at the box? Fast-forward to today, where IKEA is giving you all sorts of hell, and that kid now builds stupid awesome gadgets.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 28, 2014

PHOTOPLASTY

32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the World

We all wonder about the real jerky people in our lives. They have to have something malfunctioning in their brains, right? Like, they just don't see the world like we do?

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 26, 2014

PICTOFACT

22 Movies That Made 'Whoops' Mistakes

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 25, 2014

PHOTOPLASTY

24 Inevitable Advertisements For When All Drugs Are Legal

Now that pot is being legalized everywhere, no doubt more illicit substances will soon follow. And these newly-legal hardcore drugs will need advertisements.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 23, 2014

PHOTOPLASTY

20 Weird Rules That Only Exist in Movie Universes

We get that movies take place in a different reality than our own. That still doesn't mean that some tropes that repeat over several different movies don't quite make sense.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 21, 2014

PICTOFACT

24 Based On True Story Movies Which Lie

Hollywood loves to spin a good yarn and tell us it's real.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 19, 2014

PHOTOPLASTY

22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

Yes, we made these up. None of them are true. (Or are they?)

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 19, 2014

PICTOFACT

17 Unintentionally Hilarious Scenes in Serious Movies

Listen, filmmakers, we understand -- sometimes you just want your movie to be taken seriously. Unfortunately, in trying so hard to maintain that status quo, really stupid scenes manage to slip in.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 18, 2014

PHOTOPLASTY

What Today's Celebrities Will Be Doing 20 Years From Now

One of America's favorite pastimes is to predict what will happen to our favorite celebrities long after the limelight has faded.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 17, 2014

PICTOFACT

17 Movies And Shows That Don't Get Technology

Sometimes it's hard to not notice the idiot logic being presented on the screen.

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 15, 2014

PICTOFACT

22 Shockingly Dark Lyrics in Otherwise Happy Songs

Be honest, how hard are you listening to the lyrics of any given song?

Authors: By Cracked Plasticians
Published: September 14, 2014

PHOTOPLASTY

30 Leaked Nude Pictures of (Fictional) Celebrities

With the advent of smartphones, the innovative idea of taking pictures of your genitals with them, and ease of hacking, the likelihood of seeing famous people's dirty bits has increased exponentially.