It's inevitable: Now that pot is being legalized everywhere, no doubt more illicit substances will soon follow. And these newly-legal hardcore drugs will need advertisements.

We asked our readers to go ahead and do the marketing for these substances. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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