We've seen the Mel Gibson classic Conspiracy Theory more times than should be allowed. And in the spirit of that fine film, our readers have come up with some fake conspiracy theories that could absolutely be true, but most definitely are not. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Note to our beloved government: We love America, and if any of these are actually true please don't hold us responsible. We'll gladly sell out the conspiracy's originator.

Entry by hagiograph

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Entry by John Snape

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Entry by Ruy Platt

22 Eerily Plausible Conspiracy Theories (We Just Made Up)

Entry by Paka

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