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6 Ways Being A Child Star Is Way Darker Than You'd Think

Children and entertainment mix about as well as alcohol and prescription meds -- which, incidentally, often end up being their primary diet.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Published: July 27, 2016

America's Almost Out: Bizarre Secrets Of The Blood Industry

Turns out there's a lot of drama and hard decisions, both when it comes to collecting blood and when transfusing it into another body.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Published: July 18, 2016

Here's Why Credit Cards Are Different For Rich People

Take a look inside an industry where so much is still unknown, cloaked behind financial doublespeak and straight-up lies.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: July 01, 2016

5 Reasons Stealing Is One Of The Worst Addictions Possible

It turns out there are lots of people out there who compulsively steal stuff they can't even use, and even they don't know why.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: May 27, 2016

5 Horrifying Things You See Driving A Freight Train

Driving a freight train is the type of job that doesn't seem like much of a challenge until you realize it could murder an entire city.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: May 24, 2016

I Have No Hands: 4 Life Hacks I Use To Live An Awesome Life

Thomas B. can do you some things you probably can't, but he's still missing his fingers in a world designed by and for them, and sometimes that really freaking sucks.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Published: May 17, 2016

5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone

Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.

Authors: By Robert Evans, Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: May 11, 2016

Sometimes There's No Sex: 5 Realities Of Making BBW Porn

There are different strokes for different folks, and nowhere is that more literally true than in our porn preferences.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: May 01, 2016

5 Things Only Helicopter Pilots Know About The World

Don't act like you never wanted to know what it's like to fly giant hunks of metal powered by spinning knives.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: April 11, 2016

I Was Kidnapped: 5 Things The Movies Don't Show You

The scariest thing imaginable is knowing that you did everything right and took every precaution possible, and yet still ended up in a bad situation.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Nicole Kauffman
Published: March 23, 2016

5 Ways Porn Is Bizarrely Racist Behind The Scenes

Despite videos all over the Internet feature people of different races gliding on top of each other, porn is actually shockingly racist.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Dr. Mireille Miller-Young
Published: March 20, 2016

I Discovered My Company Was Evil During A Routine Audit

What's the worst thing your boss has ever done? Made you work on the weekend? Sexually harassed the secretary? Gave millions of dollars to an infamous dictator? Jack's boss did that last one.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: March 17, 2016

I Was Burned Alive By An Angry Mob: Here's My Story

WARNING: If you're sensitive to reading stories about real people being burned alive by mobs, you might want to skip this one.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: March 16, 2016

6 Awesome Lessons Teaching Troubled Teens Teaches You

We spoke to Nathan, who's responsible for caring for disturbed children and helping mold them into productive, functional, sane, boring adults.

Authors: By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
Published: March 09, 2016

You Might Have One & Not Know It: 6 Realities Of Aneurysms

An aneurysm occurs when one of your brain vessels becomes engorged with blood, like a mind-erection. Only you definitely don't want this kind of boner.