Beside the obvious reasons you shouldn't get a heart with your mom's name in it tattooed right above your genitals, there are plenty you've probably never thought of.
After Lincoln died, he was given a dignified burial. Just kidding, his decomposing carcass was paraded from city to city before finally being put in the ground.
Unfortunately for Hollywood film editors, we're extremely curious about all the hilariously dumb stuff that inevitably happens in-between movie scenes.
