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Stop Thinking About Trump's Dong, You Maniacs

We're only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he's doin' the do.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: April 03, 2018

5 Corrected Readings Of Books You Read In School

Far too many of us go through life thinking that these books were boring old crap.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: March 26, 2018

5 Weird Origins For Beloved Superheroes

The bizarre truth is that quite a few of our most beloved superhero icons exist for the most random and ridiculous reasons.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: March 20, 2018

6 Hilarious Loopholes Normal People Used To Beat The System

The world is full of rules.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: March 09, 2018

6 Psychotic Gun Accessories (You Can Totally Buy)

Gun enthusiasts and action figure collectors aren't that different when you think about it.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: March 05, 2018

5 Real Ways We're Canceling The Apocalypse

Whatever calamity is looming nearest, rest assured that our top brains are on the case.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: March 04, 2018

5 Real-Life Stories Way Crazier Than Any Movie (Part 1 of 2)

B-movies don't even vaguely resemble anything that could happen in real life. Well, actually ...

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: February 26, 2018

How The NRA Lost Its Mind

Authors: By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
Published: February 20, 2018

5 Delightfully Crazy Ways People Tried To Contact the Dead

We can't agree on what happens to us after we die. Luckily, there have been plenty of spiritual pioneers who took it upon themselves to ask the only people who know the answer ...

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: February 06, 2018

5 Crazy Stories From The Early Days Of Disneyland

Your favorite purveyor of childhood memories and nostalgia isn't as wholesome as you think.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: January 29, 2018

6 Things We Only Believe Today Because Of Propaganda

Some of the most seemingly innocent facts we never even think to question were in fact originally churned out by the propaganda machine.

Authors: By Adam Wears, James Kinneen, E.M. Caris, Britni Patterson
Published: January 16, 2018

4 Surprising Ways Huge Disasters Ruined People's Lives

Disasters ruin people's lives. It's pretty much the only thing they do.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: January 14, 2018

5 Hilarious 2017 Twitter Moments You Might've Missed

Twitter is a yawning gyre of GIFs, random maniacs screaming into the endless void in search of a meager morsel of meaning, and dog photos.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: December 21, 2017

7 WTF Trump Businesses You Never Knew About

If there's anything the Trump brand has been consistently known for, it's failure.

Authors: By Adam Wears
Published: December 12, 2017

6 Crazy Ways Your Favorite TV Shows Get Written

At its best, TV writing is an exceptional art form -- from the existential malaise of 'Mad Men' to the quippy horror of 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' to the sadly cancelled 'Zoo,' which once devoted an entire episode to fighting a giant octopus inside of an airplane.