Those You Got Served-esque poses up top are exceptionally goofy-- until you consider the geometry of madness that is the poster's lower half. Why is everybody standing so close together on an empty airfield? Are they sitting on the ground? Is the ground quicksand? Have Ant-Man's powers gone haywire and turned everyone into toddler-sized versions of themselves? (Aw rats, we got so cheeky we now sincerely want to watch that movie.)
Assassin's Creed Is Infinite Michael Fassbenders
"OK, so our Assassin's Creed movie sucks, but Michael Fassbender is in it. What do we put on the poster?"
"Simple: just fill it with a goddamn million Michael Fassbenders jumping and pouncing and flouncing about like they're auditioning for Cirque du Soleil during a five-alarm fire. Oh, and then we Georgia O'Keeffe that shit. It's an art movie, right?"
"Uh, it cost $125 million."
"Do it anyway."
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