6 WTF Scenes That 100% Happened Off-Screen In Big Movies

On the down side, there's absolutely zero chance that these things worked the first time. We're imagining something like the "robo-flops" scene from RoboCop 2, but in your butt.

This also begs another question: How do the sexbots get cleaned? It's easy to think that the bots are recalled and internally hosed out every night, but what if the guests and bots go on an extended adventure together? After days in the sun, their internal Splooge Retention Tanks and carbon fiber dicks are going to go bad, and it might break the fourth wall if Anthony Hopkins rocks up every night on a dirt bike, brandishing baby wipes and a douche.

So it's like the gym, where you have to trust your fellow guests to wipe down the equipment afterwards. Remember, people on vacation tend to be entitled dicks at best, so it's inevitable that someone is going to wind up swapping a lot more than wild stories with a fellow guest.

Let's be charitable and say the bad guys cared enough about the antique paneling and authentic wooden floorboards to remove their fallen comrades before they could start gunking the place up. That still leaves disturbing amounts of blood and bodily fluids everywhere. And let's face it, a couple of those dudes get clawed in the stomach; they definitely evacuated their guts via both the traditional route and the newly made shortcut in their abdomen.

The cleanup would certainly bankrupt whatever funds the school has. It's not made entirely clear what the standards of the local education board are, but every molecule of dead goon would have to be scrubbed and bulldozed out of the building. Unless, of course, Professor X fancies explaining to all those parents why their children's mutations allow them to defy the laws of nature and yet don't protect them from hepatitis.

But! Your bundle of joy will also require reproductive organs. Meaning that, yes, you'll be making judgment calls on your future children's T&A scores and man-sausages. Now you must dig deep into your psyche. Are you insecure enough that your kids' magnificent, laboratory-brewed dongs and boobs would upset you? Would you actually request that your son get the "family jewels," flawed as they might be? And more than one marriage absolutely fell apart after one husband asked, "Waitaminute, what's wrong with my penis?!"

And what happens when your kids are old enough to realize everything about them was decided beforehand? Will you admit you're the reason they need back braces or XL underwear? And if you give them ordinary boobs or peens, there's still a "keeping up with the Jones" factor. What if your kid's in the locker room one day and they're the only without a monster dong or kaiju cans? Or the reverse? Either way, prospective parents are forced to take a deeply uncomfortable gamble.

So yeah, there is no good answer here. At worst, you've inflicted severe, irreversible psychological damage to your children, crippling them so thoroughly that leading a productive life in society is impossible. At best, they'll feel like you chose their outfit for school for the rest of their lives.

So ... what other versions of The Truman Show are out there? Because there have to be shameless copies; that's just how reality television works. We also know they have to be super fucked up -- they can't be other versions of "dim-witted man lives in innocent fishing village" because, well, viewers could just watch the original for that. You'd, therefore, end up with wall-to-wall versions of whatever dark and twisted fantasy manifested itself in the heads of ABC or FOX or, god forbid, the CW. A version set in the Stone Age featuring animatronic dinosaurs and real tigers? A post-apocalyptic war zone where survival depends on dodging missile-firing drones and catching the most nutritious cockroaches? A real-life version of 30 Rock's "MILF Island"? Sold, sold, and ewwww. But also sold.

And then there's the psychological effect of living in a world where it's possible for a company to broadcast a person's entire life without them ever knowing it. You'd be constantly debating the nature of your reality. Put yourself in the shoes of someone who thinks that they might be living in, like, The Adam Show or The Marina Matinee. If something goes well, you're never sure if it's really you or just the producers entertaining the viewers. If something goes bad, it might be the writers cruelly toying with your emotions for ratings fodder. You'd trudge from one day to the next, fearing that your life and your future are under the control of some reality TV ghoul who cares about nothing more than profits and popularity. Can you imagine living like that?

That's not the only ridiculous moment surrounding this scene. Remember that asshole butler from Spider-Man 3? You know, the one who drops the truth bomb on Harry that his father wasn't murdered by Spider-Man after all, a fact he knows because he cleaned his wounds? We'd have loved to be a fly on the wall when he figured that out.

Imagine: The butler's just washing down his master's corpse before the cops are called, only to discover the massive wound in his dead boss' abdomen. His hands slick with sweat (and other fluids), the butler retreats to the storage closet and removes a spare glider, placing it next to the body. His eyes pass between the two, back and forth, for several minutes before the realization hits. Norman Osborn was killed by his own glider. That giant dumbass.

When Marina and Adam aren't ruining everything you love, you can find them on Twitter. Adam also has a Facebook page, but that's only for the coolest kids. You wouldn't be interested.

For more things that surely happened when the cameras weren't rolling, check out 6 Off-Screen Tragedies That Follow Happy Movie Endings and 6 Movie Scenes With Horrifying Off-Screen Consequences.

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