For a $16 yearly fee, Saturday Night Live can finally apply for membership in AARP. Congratulations, the promise Lorne Michaels made to the world in 1974 is now fulfilled!
Actually, Lorne, while we have you, Cracked will pay you, Lorne Michaels, $3,000 to send AARP a membership application for the show. And we’ll pay cash. What kind of sap would offer payment for a stunt like this by check?
Think about it — and the rest of you, please enjoy this rich set of facts about the show that’s about to get custom insurance coverage for boats and personal watercraft from The Hartford.
And has hosted only once: Nov 16, 1996
Show learned zero, had Elon on
Such a weird flex
This is not the only depressing foreign version of 'Cowbell' you'll see here
Nobody wore a neck brace like Joan Cusack
"Money PUHLEAAASE!"
History will always side w Prince
History will always side w Norm
Italians tolerated 'SNL' better
See our article titled ''School Of Rock': The Character That Scans Totally Different Today'
Ok, Schmidt
You've got a bit of a problem when the after party should have been the show
It can't be 'Christmas Vacation' Chevy Chase season 12 months a year so...
Always seemed like a Carol Burnett character to us
Knowing these guys now, they both had it coming
Uncle Miltie wasn't shy about hanging his hog out there
Where haven't they tried SNL?
It's totally time for Steven Segal to host again
And have taken it on the road since
Wresting and 'SNL' are kinda the same thing at this point?
She def did not look comfortable on the show
'Christmas Vacation' Chevy Chase season is nearly upon us again
Sorry, there's no other possible way to do the show
3k Lorne, and we'll throw in reminding the world Spike Feresten co-wrote The Pop Tarts movie
If only there was a representation of what this was like
If Horatio Sanz couldn't save it...
Early TV Funhouse
And now Grohl's a literal Heartbreaker
Q: Who was the British Lorne?
Gerald Ford?
This was long before Gilbert Gottfried's career voicing animated animals
Betty White def killed it
Placenta Helper forever!
Rest easy, Fred's back behind the kit
Zach somehow recovered
3k Lorne, it's yours for the taking
'Greg, those are MY hotdogs' -Freshman Conan
'Placenta Helper' forever
C'mon - George Lucas would never, ever rip someone off
Nice job, SNL, you killed Robin
Lets not confuse 'looked pained' with 'probably stoned'