Cracked Archive - Weird World

What A Time To Finish Crossing The Ocean On A Rowboat

Meet Graham Walters, who just spent the last 96 days rowing across the Atlantic Ocean.

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Need To Fly Somewhere? Get Ready For Layovers Galore

What once might've been a quick flight is going to become so much longer.

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AI Meme Generator Dunks On Humanity

Robots are funnier than any human ever could be.

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Pilots Are (Legally) Doing Some No-No's Right Now

The lack of overall traffic is giving pilots the cojones to try stuff they otherwise might not have.

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Inside The Black Market For Whiskey

There's never been a better time to get yourself a cheap bottle of rare whiskey.

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Dude's Stuck In An Old, Potentially Haunted Mining Town

Instacart doesn't deliver to haunted, abandoned old west towns.

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Dumb Cons That Collapsed Hilariously

'Inventing imaginary people' is rarely a long-term success strategy.

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No Donald Duck-ing, Wear Pants And Fart Into Your Elbow

You can catch COVID-19 through farts now. Yeah, the world has gone to shit.

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German Zoo Has List Of Which Animals Die First

Survival of the financially fittest.

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Out Of Curiosity, How Does One 'Ethically Source' A Human Spine?

We have to assume a human spine costs more than five grand, and that's before labor costs.

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Dudes Have Been Trying To Cut Their Own Hair During This. It Hasn't Gone Well.

When you get into a wrestling match with your clippers. And lose.

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WWE Is (Of Course) Deemed Essential In Florida

Florida is catching wrestling fever -- and the other one.

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What Ungodly Creation Is The Pontiac Aztec Trans Am?

A Pontiac Aztec crossed with a Firebird Trans Am might be the only car crossover befitting of our time.

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