Cracked Archive - Weird World
The 6 Worst Ways People Made Money (Includes Boiling Kids)
The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.
- By B.T. Doran
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- January 16, 2017
The 13 Greatest Thank You Cards Ever
Every year, politeness and powerful maternal forces in our lives make us write Thank You cards. Here's what we really want to say.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 15, 2017
4 Steps For Dealing With Terrible Friends
Sometimes you become friends with someone before you know their true nature.
- By Felix Clay
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- January 14, 2017
6 Things Juggalo Culture Teaches Us About Trump
Political scientists are going to work for years to figure out how Trump got elected. They should look at the Juggalos.
- By Nathan Rabin
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- January 14, 2017
Why There Are No Winners When You Wear A Sexy Cosplay Outfit
Even when surrounded by superheroes, being a cosplay can render one pretty helpless.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 13, 2017
Apparently There's A 7 In The AM? 5 Horrid But Useful Habits
Some improvements are tough because they don't actually look like improvements from the outside.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- January 11, 2017
7 Hilariously Badass Jobs (You Had No Idea Were Real)
These heroes went out and made their childhood dreams a reality.
- By Jim Avery
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- January 11, 2017
4 Terrible Parts of Pop Culture (With Weird Bright Sides)
Everything is terrible. But some things actually have pretty encouraging silver linings.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- January 10, 2017
I Woke Up Blind: 5 Dark (And Drunk) Realities After Sight
Audrey and Lynsey both lost their eyesight. Here's what they told us about life when you suddenly can't see anymore.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 10, 2017
5 Creepy Abandoned Places That'd Make Perfect Villain Lairs
As one of Cracked's foremost experts on budget villainy, I've compiled a handy list of badass abandoned structures you can pretty much just walk into and claim as your own.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- January 09, 2017
Two People Survived Heaven’s Gate: We Talked To Them
Heaven's Gate still exists today, having left behind two members to maintain it, answer emails, and sell books and VHS tapes of their beliefs. And they agreed to talk to us.
- By Mark Hill, Tiago Svn
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- January 09, 2017
The 3 Most Ridiculous Forgotten Superheroes, Part 2
These heroes contain so much raw Golden Age that unprepared readers could die from toxic radness exposure.
- By Seanbaby
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- January 08, 2017
Everything Wrong With These 15 Movies, In Chart Form
Everything's easier to understand with charts.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 08, 2017
I Ate At The World's Best Sushi Restaurant.
It was the best sushi I've ever eaten.
- By Luis Prada
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- January 07, 2017
3 Golden Age Comic Book Heroes Who Got Left There, Part 1
I want to honor the radness of some superheroes by remembering those who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time.
- By Seanbaby
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- January 07, 2017
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