Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Worst Ways People Made Money (Includes Boiling Kids)

The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.

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The 13 Greatest Thank You Cards Ever

Every year, politeness and powerful maternal forces in our lives make us write Thank You cards. Here's what we really want to say.

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4 Steps For Dealing With Terrible Friends

Sometimes you become friends with someone before you know their true nature.

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6 Things Juggalo Culture Teaches Us About Trump

Political scientists are going to work for years to figure out how Trump got elected. They should look at the Juggalos.

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Why There Are No Winners When You Wear A Sexy Cosplay Outfit

Even when surrounded by superheroes, being a cosplay can render one pretty helpless.

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Apparently There's A 7 In The AM? 5 Horrid But Useful Habits

Some improvements are tough because they don't actually look like improvements from the outside.

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7 Hilariously Badass Jobs (You Had No Idea Were Real)

These heroes went out and made their childhood dreams a reality.

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4 Terrible Parts of Pop Culture (With Weird Bright Sides)

Everything is terrible. But some things actually have pretty encouraging silver linings.

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I Woke Up Blind: 5 Dark (And Drunk) Realities After Sight

Audrey and Lynsey both lost their eyesight. Here's what they told us about life when you suddenly can't see anymore.

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5 Creepy Abandoned Places That'd Make Perfect Villain Lairs

As one of Cracked's foremost experts on budget villainy, I've compiled a handy list of badass abandoned structures you can pretty much just walk into and claim as your own.

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Two People Survived Heaven’s Gate: We Talked To Them

Heaven's Gate still exists today, having left behind two members to maintain it, answer emails, and sell books and VHS tapes of their beliefs. And they agreed to talk to us.

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The 3 Most Ridiculous Forgotten Superheroes, Part 2

These heroes contain so much raw Golden Age that unprepared readers could die from toxic radness exposure.

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Everything Wrong With These 15 Movies, In Chart Form

Everything's easier to understand with charts.

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I Ate At The World's Best Sushi Restaurant.

It was the best sushi I've ever eaten.

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3 Golden Age Comic Book Heroes Who Got Left There, Part 1

I want to honor the radness of some superheroes by remembering those who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time.

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