Cracked Archive - Weird World

Wouldn't it be awesome if your favorite superheroes came to life? Actually, it turns out that'd be more than a little complicated.

• By Stephan Roget
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• July 25, 2016

We talked to a BDSM chat room moderator, and here's what he told us about the grenade he's falling on for mankind.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• July 24, 2016

[huge, huge applause, triumphant gunshots]

• By Anna Drezen
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• July 23, 2016

That we've not made this process tolerable in any way is a testament to just how abhorrent moving really is.

• By Ian Fortey
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• July 22, 2016

Doug Jones is one of the most famous actors you don't know.

• By Mark Hill, Calix Reneau
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• July 22, 2016

Well, it's up and happened. Dragons have returned to the world. We were wrong to laugh at the old man who warned us this day was coming.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• July 21, 2016

These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.

• By Aaron Kheifets
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• July 21, 2016

Movie and video game Easter eggs are cool and all, but there are far better secrets hidden all around you.

• By Ivan Farkas
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• July 21, 2016

Fast food employees will bring your sins to life if you ask them nicely enough.

• By Ben Wyman
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• July 19, 2016

All the next evil mastermind hellbent on world domination simply needs is a basic understanding of how the rest of us use the internet.

• By Carolyn Burke
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• July 19, 2016

Over the last few years, snuggling services have sprung up across the nation. We sat down with two professional cuddlers to learn a little bit more about their new industry.

• By Anonymous
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• July 19, 2016

Why do we share so many strange little tics, and where did they come from? What purpose do they serve? Turns out we can answer some of those questions.

• By Joe Bayfield, Guidodo
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• July 18, 2016

Donald Trump has said some crazy stuff, but give me any example and I promise you'll find a Rodrigo Duterte quote along the same lines that's infinitely more heinous.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• July 17, 2016

Most people aren't aware of instances like these, in which the government failed us so hard that it damn near killed us.

• By Kasper Kauhanen
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• July 17, 2016

All science is a process of trial and error. In the case of psychiatry, those errors can mean dick-ogling and poop paintings.

• By Gregory Maus
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• July 17, 2016