The jobs would make the devil's butthole tighten involuntarily.
Even when surrounded by superheroes, being a cosplay can render one pretty helpless.
Some improvements are tough because they don't actually look like improvements from the outside.
These heroes went out and made their childhood dreams a reality.
Everything is terrible. But some things actually have pretty encouraging silver linings.
Audrey and Lynsey both lost their eyesight. Here's what they told us about life when you suddenly can't see anymore.
As one of Cracked's foremost experts on budget villainy, I've compiled a handy list of badass abandoned structures you can pretty much just walk into and claim as your own.
Heaven's Gate still exists today, having left behind two members to maintain it, answer emails, and sell books and VHS tapes of their beliefs. And they agreed to talk to us.
These heroes contain so much raw Golden Age that unprepared readers could die from toxic radness exposure.
Everything's easier to understand with charts.
I want to honor the radness of some superheroes by remembering those who were far too Golden Agey to exist outside of that time.