Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Problems Superheroes Would Have (Movies Don't Address)
5 Problems Superheroes Would Have (Movies Don't Address)

Wouldn't it be awesome if your favorite superheroes came to life? Actually, it turns out that'd be more than a little complicated.

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4 Unexpected Things You Learn When Moderating A Fetish Chat
4 Unexpected Things You Learn When Moderating A Fetish Chat

We talked to a BDSM chat room moderator, and here's what he told us about the grenade he's falling on for mankind.

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Why The CoV Decided To Throw Its Full Support Behind Trump
Why The CoV Decided To Throw Its Full Support Behind Trump

[huge, huge applause, triumphant gunshots]

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4 Things People Always Overlook When Moving
4 Things People Always Overlook When Moving

That we've not made this process tolerable in any way is a testament to just how abhorrent moving really is.

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When CGI Won't Cut It: 6 Realities Of Being A Movie Monster
When CGI Won't Cut It: 6 Realities Of Being A Movie Monster

Doug Jones is one of the most famous actors you don't know.

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5 Things To Do Now That Dragons Have Returned To The World
5 Things To Do Now That Dragons Have Returned To The World

Well, it's up and happened. Dragons have returned to the world. We were wrong to laugh at the old man who warned us this day was coming.

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5 Terribly Awkward Attempts To Appeal To Young People
5 Terribly Awkward Attempts To Appeal To Young People

These attempts to market to young people are high-key LOL epic #fails to the max.

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5 Cool Secret Codes Hiding In Plain Sight Around The World
5 Cool Secret Codes Hiding In Plain Sight Around The World

Movie and video game Easter eggs are cool and all, but there are far better secrets hidden all around you.

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6 Horrifying Fast Food 'Hacks' (Tested)
6 Horrifying Fast Food 'Hacks' (Tested)

Fast food employees will bring your sins to life if you ask them nicely enough.

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5 Everyday Things You See Online (That Are Brainwashing You)
5 Everyday Things You See Online (That Are Brainwashing You)

All the next evil mastermind hellbent on world domination simply needs is a basic understanding of how the rest of us use the internet.

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6 Reasons America Is Starting To Pay For Cuddle Parties
6 Reasons America Is Starting To Pay For Cuddle Parties

Over the last few years, snuggling services have sprung up across the nation. We sat down with two professional cuddlers to learn a little bit more about their new industry.

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6 Human Quirks You Didn't Know Have Evolutionary Origins
6 Human Quirks You Didn't Know Have Evolutionary Origins

Why do we share so many strange little tics, and where did they come from? What purpose do they serve? Turns out we can answer some of those questions.

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Drug Users Are Being Slaughtered Right Now (& No One Cares)
Drug Users Are Being Slaughtered Right Now (& No One Cares)

Donald Trump has said some crazy stuff, but give me any example and I promise you'll find a Rodrigo Duterte quote along the same lines that's infinitely more heinous.

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5 Safety Laws You Won't Believe Don't Exist
5 Safety Laws You Won't Believe Don't Exist

Most people aren't aware of instances like these, in which the government failed us so hard that it damn near killed us.

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5 Torture Methods Used In Mental Hospitals Way Too Recently
5 Torture Methods Used In Mental Hospitals Way Too Recently

All science is a process of trial and error. In the case of psychiatry, those errors can mean dick-ogling and poop paintings.

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