Cracked Archive - Weird World

Boneless Wings Aren't Wings, But Why Stop The Food Complaints There?
Boneless Wings Aren't Wings, But Why Stop The Food Complaints There?

We're sick of eating lies.

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Having Plastic Surgery Right Now Feels Like A Horror Premise
Having Plastic Surgery Right Now Feels Like A Horror Premise

Will everyone around us have enlarged lips and paralyzed faces?

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The Crazy Real-Life Twist In George Orwell's '1984'
The Crazy Real-Life Twist In George Orwell's '1984'

Spies writing about spies spying on spies.

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Why Stop At Only Bags Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows?
Why Stop At Only Bags Of Lucky Charms Marshmallows?

Think of all the sugary goodness we're missing out on.

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5 Festivals That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters
5 Festivals That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters

Sometimes you gotta make the Fyre Festival look like the apex of competence.

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Disney Workers Fought For The Right To Have Their Own Underpants
Disney Workers Fought For The Right To Have Their Own Underpants

Disney costumes are precious. Their employees' crotches, not so much.

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5 Bizarre Equipment Graveyards In The Weirdest Places Imaginable
5 Bizarre Equipment Graveyards In The Weirdest Places Imaginable

Sometimes the things we're done with retire to very strange places.

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In Japan, Bookstores Make You Need to Poop
In Japan, Bookstores Make You Need to Poop

Is it a Pavlov's ass situation?

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8 Local Ads That Are Beautiful Madness
8 Local Ads That Are Beautiful Madness

Changing the world of advertising, one time-traveling lion at a time.

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We've Found The Shake Weight Of 2020
We've Found The Shake Weight Of 2020

Our pseudo-sexual workout trends have gotten to third base.

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