Cracked Archive - Weird World

Let's Not Be The Worst Versions Of Ourselves Outdoors

Humanity's return to nature shouldn't be a hurricane.

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Doorknobs Who Took Achieving Dumb Goals Waaay Too Far

Witness the majesty of the human spirit.

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The Future Of College Is What, Exactly?

Higher education is taking some heavy hits.

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Cracked Investigates: Is Superman Circumcised?

Oh, please, like you aren't curious.

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Watch Cleveland, Ohio Accidentally Destroy Itself With 1.5 Million Balloons

What in the helium was Cleveland thinking?

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Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo

Does it really count as grand theft auto if a five year old just snatched the keys from his mom's desk?

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The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange

Who knew the soap making business could be so crazy?

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Don't Go Camping At Abandoned Disney Property

Don't go sneaking onto cool abandoned Disney property, you'll only get slapped with a misdemeanor.

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Alex Jones' Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month

Let's check in on the Conspiracy Theorist-in-Chief during this crisis.

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Five Months Ago, Who Saw Disney Selling Pandemic Masks?

With these masks, catch the 'rona you will not.

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We Need A New Word For When Something Spreads On The Internet

Doesn't it feel wrong to use the phrase

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Portland Now Has Hot Dystopian Stripper Food Delivery

Bouncers are enforcing social distancing as dancers wear gas masks. It's amazing.

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