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55 Insider Secrets About How Jobs Work<\/a><\/h2>

You're not supposed to talk about your job to outsiders. Which is a shame, because people's jobs are fascinating.<\/p>

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By Cracked Writers, <\/a> Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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Medieval Iceland's Darkest Fashion Trend: Necropants<\/a><\/h2>

Real friends don't just borrow each others' leggings, but their legs too.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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55 Impossibly Tough Humans<\/a><\/h2>

Feel like wrestling a bear today, or fighting dozens of men at once?<\/p>

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By Cracked Writers, <\/a> Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Secret Rite Of Passage Only Known To People Born Before 1990<\/a><\/h2>

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By Melissa Aquiles, <\/a> Jack Frederick <\/a> <\/dd>
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Navigating The Hell Of Ending A Gym Contract<\/a><\/h2>

Just because gyms are designed to screw you over, doesn't mean you have to let them.<\/p>

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By Katie Marovitch <\/a> <\/dd>
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China Made Its Citizens Smoke 10 Million Cigarettes<\/a><\/h2>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Sad, Stupid Tale Of When McDonald's Tried To Sell Pizza<\/a><\/h2>

No one was lovin' it.<\/p>

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By Mac Faber <\/a> <\/dd>
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Greatest Art Thieves (Were Probably) ... An Old Suburban Couple?<\/a><\/h2>

When the antiques dealer found out what he had bought, he did the sensible thing: he loaded his guns.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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When Are We Court-Martialing Cap'n Crunch?<\/a><\/h2>

A Captain he be not. <\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Gaze Upon The Toothy Horror That Is Dental Practice Dummies<\/a><\/h2>

I am all mouth and I must scream.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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