We've all been there: You're stuck in a car or at a bar making awkward small talk with someone you don't know all that well on a personal level-- Like, say, your Dad. You talked about weather, you talked about whatever sport happens to be in-season, and you've even scraped the bottom of the barrel by commenting on the decor of whatever room you're standing in at that very moment. Never fear! Keep this page bookmarked on your phone, and you have a guaranteed weird fun fact to drop into virtually any conversation! It's never a bad time to talk about breast implants being semi-bullet proof, or sex dolls having a history of being used in espionage, or even the catastrophic poop problem facing Mount Everest that's so bad hikers won't even boil the snow for water. At the very least, these won't make your boring, awkward conversation any worse.

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