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31 Fun Facts to Save a Boring Conversation

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31 Fun Facts to Save a Boring Conversation

We've all been there: You're stuck at a bar making awkward small talk with someone you don't know all that well. You talked about weather, you talked about whatever sport happens to be in-season and you've even scraped the bottom of the barrel by commenting on the decor of whatever room you're in at that very moment. Never fear! Keep this page bookmarked, and you have a guaranteed fun fact to drop into virtually any conversation!

31 Soldiers keep leaking information

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29 Ghostbusters legal troubles

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28 Espionage sex dolls

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24 Oregon goat caddies

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21 Banned Arabic numerals

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19 Romania's underground amusement park

ROMANIA HAS AN UNDERGROUND AMUSEMENT PARK. Salina Turda is a centuries-old salt mine that was also used to store cheese and as a bomb shelter. Today you can find such things as boat rides, a mini golf course, a bowling alley, and a Ferris wheel. It's good to know mini golf will survive a nuclear apocalypse. CRACKED.COM — Source: 18 Amazingly Interesting Facts To Stick In Your Head

18 X-Men wasn't an immediate hit

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17 Minecraft keeps language alive

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16 Blackberry had a strange marketing strategy

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15 Young Frankenstein looks a lot like Frankenstein

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14 Orgasms can give you amnesia

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13 Glass... bounces?

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12 Lobsters are Highlanders

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11 Violets make you forget violets

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10 Saturn can float

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9 Ketchup is a mystery

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8 The Birthday Paradox

In a group of 23 people, there's a 50% chance that two people have the same birthday. If this doesn't make sense, consider that it's not just you comparing your birthday to 22 others, as there's 231 comparisons being made in the group that don't involve your birthday. This phenomenon, displayed by the connections shown, is known as the birthday paradox. Test it at work or during class and watch it prove itself. CRACKED.COM — Source: 20 Mind-Blowing Facts That Seem Like Bullsh#t (But Aren't)

7 Flies experience time faster than us

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6 Neutron stars and gravity

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5 Mercury's sun is wild

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4 Pulsars are amazing

GRACKED.COM IGR J11014-6103 Composite Pulsar Pulsars are a type of neutron star which eject jets of high energy particles over vast distances. The longest ever recorded was 37 light years (over 217 trillion miles) long. — Source: 20 Mind-Blowing Facts That Seem Like Bullsh#t (But Aren't)

3 Underwater Waterfalls

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2 Days are getting longer... Slowly

CRACKED COM Due to tidal forces between the Earth and Moon, days get 1.4 milliseconds longer every 100 years, as the Earth's rotation gets slower. This may not seem like a big deal, but back when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, a day was only 23 hours long. il 12 1° 2 `10 9 3 — Source: 20 Mind-Blowing Facts That Seem Like Bullsh#t (But Aren't)

1 Our telescopes can barely see anything

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