Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Weird Collector's Markets You Didn't Know Existed
5 Weird Collector's Markets You Didn't Know Existed

The thriving marketplace for barf bags is enough to make you want to barf.

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The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying
The New '80s-Themed 'American Girl' Doll Is Secretly Horrifying

Not enough toys include subtle references to national tragedies

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For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs
For Murky Legal Reasons, There's A Warehouse Full Of Clown Eggs

Who told clowns they needed to be weirder?

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6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People
6 Catastrophic Punishments The Universe Unleashed On Arrogant People

Let's nod solemnly at these real-life Icaruses.

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4 Dark AF Marketing Screw-Ups
4 Dark AF Marketing Screw-Ups

Instead of going big, these companies should've stayed home.

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New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll
New Zealand's Government Has An Official Wizard On Payroll

Lord Of The (Cash Register Noise)

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Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese
Oh No, We Made Fudge Out Of 1 Pound Of Velveeta Cheese

Have you ever eaten fudge and found yourself thinking, 'This needs more cheese?'

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Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies
Monkey Steals Guy's Phone, Immediately Takes A Bunch Of Selfies

This viral marketing for the new 'Planet of the Apes' franchise is going too far.

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5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead
5 Amazing Things People Managed Right After Being Left For Dead

These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.

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'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020
'Gripping Food With Force' Is the Social Media Trend We Deserve in 2020

If you've ever wanted to destroy a bowl of SpaghettiOs with your own bare hands, now is your time to shine.

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Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult
Grandma's Fancy Silverware Was Made By A Poly Commie Sex Cult

Good thing she cleans it frequently.

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Belgium's Crappy Construction Times Puts Every Other City's Crappy Construction Times To Shame
Belgium's Crappy Construction Times Puts Every Other City's Crappy Construction Times To Shame

I'm constructing a joke here, but you won't see it for another 20 years.

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Gender Reveal Parties Have Always Been Awful
Gender Reveal Parties Have Always Been Awful

This was stupid long before it set California ablaze.

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