Has the question, “How are you doing?” ever been answered by anything other than “fine"? Probably not. Since the phrase only ever results in awkward silences, maybe we should stop using it. More on that 30 other weird and outdated customs we follow for no reason:

The Maasai GRACKED.COM For the Maasai people of Africa, cow's milk is a staple of their diet, as well as the cow's blood. Before you criticize it, remember how much Four Loko you drank in college and ask yourself which one is healthier.


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