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21 Social Rules And Traditions That Are Totally Obsolete

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The world is evolving at a dizzying pace, yet somehow we're still stuck with traditions, expectations, and unwritten rules of society that are about as relevant as VHS. We asked our readers to come up with the most annoying examples of social rules that need to die, right now.

21 Entry by Sami Czanova

Let's stop requiring good excuses from friends who are unable to hang out with us. Some people are busy. Some need to rest. It should be perfectly f

20 Entry by Artem Bazarov

End this arbitrary discrimination of nipples. CRACKED.COM

19 Entry by ShortUsername01

18 Entry by Sami Czanova

If gifs are supposed to come from the heart... Then why are We expected to give one on certain occasions?

17 Entry by paperine

RESTING YOUR ELBOWS ON THE TABLE ISN'T RUDE! IT'S OK TO BE COMFORTABLE WHILE EATING!

16 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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15 Entry by jaykay

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14 Entry by Sonny Time

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13 Entry by chrisbailey0615

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9 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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6 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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