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The 5 Dumbest Corporate Slapfights That Affect What You Buy
In the course of making a few bad decisions on Amazon, you've accidentally entangled yourself in literally dozens of petty corporate slapfights going on behind the scenes.
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- By James Netter
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7 Policies We're Stuck With Thanks To Stupidity And Greed
Like a butterfly in a $5000 suit flapping its wings, the consequences of a politician wanting a payday can both be unforeseen and devastating.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Insane Jerk Moves You Never Knew Disney Pulled
These are sins even Jiminy Cricket couldn't absolve.
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Accidental X-Rated Subliminal Messages That Are Everywhere
Phallic imagery can pop up in the most awkward places. Pay enough attention and, as if by magic, you can see a wang appearing out of the ether
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- By Justin Crockett
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5 Insane Ways You Can Be Killed At Any Moment
Prepare yourself all you want, Death has some pretty clever ways of escorting us from this life.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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5 People Ironically Ruined By Their Very Stupid Beliefs
We like to believe we're experts in everything, but the universe has a way of correcting us -- often in the grimmest manner possible.
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- By Mordecai Jones
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4 'Slacker' Jobs That Actually Pay Amazingly Well
Working is hard. You know what's not hard? NOT working.
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- By Nathan Kamal, Madolyn Whitmer
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6 Children's Books Whose Real Story Flew Over Your Head
Lessons in these childhood favorites that totally flew over your head while you were busy eating glue.
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- By JM McNab
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6 WTF Excuses Companies Actually Used While Getting Sued
Sometimes the only way to win a lawsuit is to admit to something far worse than what you're being accused of.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Jobs That Are Super Racist, And Nobody Seems To Care
Plenty of seemingly open-minded industries are still pretty white, and are in no hurry to change that.
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- By Chris Radomile
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6 Of Your Favorite Foods Made Possible By Human Suffering
Some of the foods you buy at the local supermarket are produced not just atop a mountain of yuck, but on the backs of inconceivable human tragedy.
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- By Alfie Amadeus
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8 Amusement Parks That Died Surreal And Bizarre Deaths
There's not much middle ground when it comes to theme parks -- either you operate a magical and amazing facility, or you wind up with a sad, rusted out Christmas Wonderland.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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5 Super-Adorable Animals That Can Kill The Hell Out Of You
The critters with plush fur, and big eyes, and cuddly widdle toes are on our side. Right? Ri- right?
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- By Vincent Pall, Alecia Chambers, Britni Patterson
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5 People Who Ruled At Things They Had No Right to Even Try
Some people pull such amazing feats, it's hard not to think they're secretly X-Men.
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- By Dennis Fulton
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6 Baffling Nightlife Laws You Had No Idea Existed
We've ended up with some bizarre laws that will kill a Spring Break party faster than a tropical storm.
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- By Jim Avery
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