The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

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13 Collectables Expensive Only Because Someone Screwed Up

13 Collectables Expensive Only Because Someone Screwed Up

Everyone can have a bad day at their job, even trading card manufacturers. But for most of us, collectors aren’t trying to hunt down our screw-ups to sell them for massive amounts of cash to people that want to see C3PO’s penis. 

We've all had failure stories, I'm sure. Some of us are interested in sharing them with the rest of the civilized world, while others will never speak or understand them even if they are embarrassing. Whenever it comes to embarrassing fails, we assume that individuals should always keep a sense of humor.

Bill Gates had it smoother than anyone else because he first decided to start. His first company failed, as well as when he was still an outstanding CEO; he made several critical errors at Microsoft.

If you've been setting up a business and aren't sure how it will work out, don't worry: you're not alone. Even the wealthiest man on the planet faces difficulties from time to time.

Do you not believe me? Even Bill Gates messed up five times.

Cracked has discovered 13 incidents in which people wished again for the ground to gulp down the whole. They smile now when they recall those events.

A tired artist made a dick on a Disney castle. SICS THE LITTLE WALT HOME Disney VIDEO MERMAID MERMAID THE LITTLE GRACKED.COM The penis on the cover of The Little Mermaid VHS box art was drawn by a sleep-deprived ad man. The original uncensored box can go for over $100.

Source: Snopes

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