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Kutcher co-signed on the next handsome-yet-humorous superstar’s world tour in a promotional sketch released this morning

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Did they think we wanted to see ALL aspects of their lives?

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The ‘New York Times’ Has No Idea What ‘Cringe Comedy’ Is

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Here’s the Jerry Seinfeld Impression Jerry Seinfeld Himself Approves Of

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That Time Richard Pryor Flame-Broiled Burger King for Unethical Animal Treatment

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Weird World: 12 Arguments For The Idea That God Is Messing With Us Just For Fun

By:: Andrea Meno

December 10, 2021

Weird World: 12 Arguments For The Idea That God Is Messing With Us Just For Fun

Sure, we all know life is full of unexpected events. But sometimes they’re so unexpected, they feel like another universe barging into this one. For example…

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WEIRD WORLD Apparently, we've created tiny Pac-Man robots that will destroy the Earth. The little Pac-Man replicas are autonomous living robots that, it turns out, have learned how to reproduce. Anyway, here's hoping there's no lab leak. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD An Australian community got dance lessons as a form of crisis help. The community was affected by Australia's deadly brushfires and asked for water storage ... but all they were given instead was dance lessons. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD A guy in jail tried to steal $3 million worth of equipment... while still in jail. But he got busted in that fraud sheme, and wa ssentenced (again). CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD They made sure the T-Rex at London's Natural History Museum stays warm. The T-Rex got a big Christmas jumper, that somehow looks both strangely adorable and utterly ridiculous. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD Mark Cuban bought a whole town in Texas and doesn't know what to do with it. I don't know what if anything I will do with it were the exact words of the billionaire about, well, buying an entire town. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD The US is now officially against imposing any kind of ban on, uh, killer robots. adidas A US official asked the United Nations to adopt a non-binding code of conduct regarding the (apparently) burning question of banning literal killer robots. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD Ghislaine Maxwell did something bone-chillingly terrifying in court. When the court artist sketched her, she looked right into his eyes and sketched him back. Truly, Nietzsche was right - surprisingly literally so. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD Apparently, there' a big blizzard that's about to hit the state of ... uh, Hawaii? It's so awful to be around that states are even offering bounties to people who destroy those trees. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD There's a tree that smells like rotting fish, and it's becoming a massive pest. It's so awful to be around that states are even offering bounties to people who destroy those trees. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD Students at Cambridge University are unhappy that there's no pastry chef. It's so bad, they're now complaining that they have to settle for the horror of store-bought cakes. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD One guy somehow got a piece of WWII ammunition stuck up his butt. The bomb squad got called, and he ultimately went to the hospital to get the artillery shell removed. CRACKED.COM — Source

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WEIRD WORLD San Francisco is helping its drug shops compete successfully against street dealers. The city is temporarily dropping its cannabis tax, so that dispensaries won't have to charge higher prices for weed than dealers. CRACKED.COM — Source

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