Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Easy Ways Airlines Could Make Flying Suck Way Less

Instead of beating and dragging passengers off of airplanes, take a page from airlines in the '70s when you want to bump people from flights.


8 Stories That Show Exactly How The Media Hates Millennials

If you believed media headlines, there's no logic to millennial behavior. They just want to watch the world burn. (Or maybe they don't.)


5 Everyday Annoyances (That Are About To Go Away Forever)

Once we solve all life's tiny problems, we're sure to get around to the big ones. Right?


The Single Most Entitled Reaction To Modern Problems

You can learn a lot about a person by how they react to bad news.


The 22 Most Awful Rules And Lessons From Your School Days

Just in case you need any more evidence how messed up our education system is.


5 Things I'm Fine With My Daughter Getting Suspended Over

Apparently we've now reached a point where schools believe children should be tiny adults instead of, you know, children.


I Own A Bike Instead Of A Car: 5 Reasons Everyone Hates Me

Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.


12 Ludicrously Huge Things Produced By The Natural World

C'mon, scientists, quit hogging that sweet, sweet Hyperion all to yourselves.


4 Weird Panics Everyone Has For No Logical Reason

If you have adequate senses and find that you freak out to things all the time, don't be ashamed. Science has your back.


5 Simple Questions That Make The Internet Destroy Itself

We're guessing there's more than a few of you who don't get invited to pizza night any more because you prefer yours with pineapple.


6 Animals Whose Mating Habits Make Humans Look Like Prudes

It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.


I Was There At Disneyland's Opening (And It Was A Nightmare)

It turns out Disneyland's grand opening went about as well as the Fyre Festival did.


7 Hilariously Dangerous Versions Of Boring Normal Jobs

These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.


The One Aspect Of Marriage Nobody Prepares You For

Alone in a house, I'm left with a lot of time which I use to slowly demolish all that is good about myself.


6 Reasons Good People Turn Into Monsters

I'm pretty sure that most of what we consider being good in this culture is just having disdain for the right things.