Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Easy Ways Airlines Could Make Flying Suck Way Less
Instead of beating and dragging passengers off of airplanes, take a page from airlines in the '70s when you want to bump people from flights.
- By Jim Avery
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- September 19, 2017
8 Stories That Show Exactly How The Media Hates Millennials
If you believed media headlines, there's no logic to millennial behavior. They just want to watch the world burn. (Or maybe they don't.)
- By Dan Hopper, David Klesh, Adam Schwallie
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- September 19, 2017
5 Everyday Annoyances (That Are About To Go Away Forever)
Once we solve all life's tiny problems, we're sure to get around to the big ones. Right?
- By Saikat Bhowmik, Michael Battaglino
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- September 18, 2017
The Single Most Entitled Reaction To Modern Problems
You can learn a lot about a person by how they react to bad news.
- By Mark Hill
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- September 17, 2017
The 22 Most Awful Rules And Lessons From Your School Days
Just in case you need any more evidence how messed up our education system is.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 17, 2017
5 Things I'm Fine With My Daughter Getting Suspended Over
Apparently we've now reached a point where schools believe children should be tiny adults instead of, you know, children.
- By Mags Storey
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- September 16, 2017
I Own A Bike Instead Of A Car: 5 Reasons Everyone Hates Me
Prepare to just perpetually smell like soggy butt all the time.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- September 16, 2017
12 Ludicrously Huge Things Produced By The Natural World
C'mon, scientists, quit hogging that sweet, sweet Hyperion all to yourselves.
- By Ivan Farkas, PookieJones
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- September 16, 2017
4 Weird Panics Everyone Has For No Logical Reason
If you have adequate senses and find that you freak out to things all the time, don't be ashamed. Science has your back.
- By Ian Fortey
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- September 15, 2017
5 Simple Questions That Make The Internet Destroy Itself
We're guessing there's more than a few of you who don't get invited to pizza night any more because you prefer yours with pineapple.
- By Mike Bedard, Dan Hopper, David Klesh, James Netter, Adam Schwallie
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- September 14, 2017
6 Animals Whose Mating Habits Make Humans Look Like Prudes
It turns out cuttlefish are super kinky.
- By Ivan Farkas
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- September 13, 2017
I Was There At Disneyland's Opening (And It Was A Nightmare)
It turns out Disneyland's grand opening went about as well as the Fyre Festival did.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- September 13, 2017
7 Hilariously Dangerous Versions Of Boring Normal Jobs
These people didn't run away from the mundanities of existence in search of endless adventure. Instead, they found the most boring jobs in the world and made them metal.
- By Dawn Morrow
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- September 12, 2017
The One Aspect Of Marriage Nobody Prepares You For
Alone in a house, I'm left with a lot of time which I use to slowly demolish all that is good about myself.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 11, 2017
6 Reasons Good People Turn Into Monsters
I'm pretty sure that most of what we consider being good in this culture is just having disdain for the right things.
- By David Wong
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- September 11, 2017
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