What if toilet paper brands like Charmin, Cottonelle, Caboo were actually honest about that stuff we rub on our butt to rub other stuff off our butts? Roger Horton investigates.

 

Want NFT artwork without being an awful human being? We turned Roger NFTs into purchasable shirts.

 

SOURCES:
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/05/privilege-of-buying-in-bulk/482361/ 
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/03/the-bidets-revival/555770/ 
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/04/world/europe/sidmouth-fatberg.html 
https://environmentamerica.org/blogs/blog/wae/real-problem-toilet-paper-where-it-comes 
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/your-toilet-paper-might-be-secretly-injuring-you-111312467522.html

CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Pooper: Jordan Breeding
Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen 

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