Cracked Archive - Weird World
We Need A New Word For When Something Spreads On The Internet
Doesn't it feel wrong to use the phrase
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- By Dan Duddy
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24 You Can Spend A Virtual Night In The Haunted House Of 'The Conjuring'
A second-rate Paranormal Activity.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Portland Now Has Hot Dystopian Stripper Food Delivery
Bouncers are enforcing social distancing as dancers wear gas masks. It's amazing.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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What A Time To Finish Crossing The Ocean On A Rowboat
Meet Graham Walters, who just spent the last 96 days rowing across the Atlantic Ocean.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Need To Fly Somewhere? Get Ready For Layovers Galore
What once might've been a quick flight is going to become so much longer.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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AI Meme Generator Dunks On Humanity
Robots are funnier than any human ever could be.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pilots Are (Legally) Doing Some No-No's Right Now
The lack of overall traffic is giving pilots the cojones to try stuff they otherwise might not have.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Inside The Black Market For Whiskey
There's never been a better time to get yourself a cheap bottle of rare whiskey.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Dude's Stuck In An Old, Potentially Haunted Mining Town
Instacart doesn't deliver to haunted, abandoned old west towns.
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- By Luis Prada
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Dumb Cons That Collapsed Hilariously
'Inventing imaginary people' is rarely a long-term success strategy.
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- By Alex Hanton
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No Donald Duck-ing, Wear Pants And Fart Into Your Elbow
You can catch COVID-19 through farts now. Yeah, the world has gone to shit.
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- By Dan Duddy
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German Zoo Has List Of Which Animals Die First
Survival of the financially fittest.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Out Of Curiosity, How Does One 'Ethically Source' A Human Spine?
We have to assume a human spine costs more than five grand, and that's before labor costs.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Pour One Out For The Easter Island Statue That Was Decapitated By A Truck
R.I.P.
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- By Luis Prada
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Dudes Have Been Trying To Cut Their Own Hair During This. It Hasn't Gone Well.
When you get into a wrestling match with your clippers. And lose.
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- By Dan Duddy
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