Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Worst Parts of Being Chinese (Not In The Stereotypes)

This is the stuff that is annoying real actual Chinese Americans every day.

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You Wouldn't Understand [COMIC]

A comic about friendship.

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The 5 Greatest Books With Psychotic Fanbases

Crazy fanbases aren't anything new. It's when crazy turns to psychotic that we regret these books were ever written.

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5 Things We Are Making Fatter (In Addition to Ourselves)

If your own health won't get your fatass on a treadmill, at least do it for the health of your friends and Mr. Snuggletons.

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The 5 Worst Deals In the History of Handshakes

Here are the true stories of the people who actually got the shortest end of history's stick... presumably somewhere in the 'butt' region.

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The 6 Most Hilarious Undercover Operations Ever Pulled Off

Surely criminals aren't as dimwitted as Hollywood makes them out to be, right?

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Famous Fictional Children As Grown Ups

What happens when those irascible little goofballs we grew up watching on TV and in movies get older.

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6 Companies That Make Money Solving Problems (They Made Up)

Reading Cracked keeps your genitals from exploding. We're just saying.

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6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Insane (Even for Japan)

Just when we thought Japan couldn't frighten us any further, we discover this shit.

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5 Blatantly Corrupt Politicians America Reelected Anyways

In today's 24/7 news cycle, every politician is under a microscope: So when it's revealed that a politician has a legitimately reprehensible history--the kind of past that no one, regardless of political affiliation, could defend--surely their career is over. Unless, you know, the voting public just straight doesn't give a shit.

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The 6 Most Impressive Cases of Identity Theft Ever Pulled Off

We like to imagine all of these people wearing fake mustaches while tricking these poor saps.

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6 Well Intentioned Ways You're Ruining Your Dog

It turns out, pretty much everything you do when interacting with dogs, is wrong in some way.

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If Every Job Was Decided by Election: 17 Campaign Ads

How long would it take you to hire a PI to look into the skeletons in the closet of the guy who's up for the same promotion as you?

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