This is the stuff that is annoying real actual Chinese Americans every day.
If your own health won't get your fatass on a treadmill, at least do it for the health of your friends and Mr. Snuggletons.
Surely criminals aren't as dimwitted as Hollywood makes them out to be, right?
Reading Cracked keeps your genitals from exploding. We're just saying.
Just when we thought Japan couldn't frighten us any further, we discover this shit.
In today's 24/7 news cycle, every politician is under a microscope: So when it's revealed that a politician has a legitimately reprehensible history--the kind of past that no one, regardless of political affiliation, could defend--surely their career is over. Unless, you know, the voting public just straight doesn't give a shit.
We like to imagine all of these people wearing fake mustaches while tricking these poor saps.
How long would it take you to hire a PI to look into the skeletons in the closet of the guy who's up for the same promotion as you?