Cracked Archive - Weird World
6 Crackpot Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened)
in the course of looking down our noses at the nutjobs who spread urban legends and conspiracy theories, we have to sometimes stop and point out that there are downright terrifying historical precedents for even their craziest of claims.
- By Eric Yosomono
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- January 11, 2011
The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes Ever Hatched
Most supervillain schemes are pretty stupid, when you think about it: Lex Luthor wanted to get rich with a ridiculous real state scam in the first Superman movie, and that's considered a classic. Again: a real estate scam. YOU HAVE MISSILES, DUDE!
- By Diana McCallum
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- January 10, 2011
6 Website Error Messages That Would Save Time
If error messages actually provided useful information.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 08, 2011
The 5 Ballsiest Acts of Undercover Journalism Ever
As brave as undercover cops have to be to rub elbows with mob bosses and murderers, we submit that there is one group with even bigger balls: undercover journalists. So let's pause to salute these folks.
- By Cornelius Appin
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- January 07, 2011
The Worst Toy of the 80s, Explained! [Man Comics]
A special edition of Man Comics, brought to you by the worst action figures ever conceived.
- By Seanbaby
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- January 06, 2011
How to Play 'Who Would Win?' [COMIC]
It's a game as old and retarded as time ...
- By Scott Meyer
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- January 06, 2011
How to Answer the Question 'What's Bothering You?' [COMIC]
Ways that don't end in your arrest.
- By Scott Meyer
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- January 05, 2011
6 Real People With Secret Identities Nobody Saw Coming
Exactly how unfeasible is Dexter or Bruce Wayne's double life? Well, not totally far off the map, apparently.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 05, 2011
If Spam Emails Were Telling The Truth All Along
We've been sleeping on spam emails since pretty much right from the start. Everyone figured out that if you see the word V1ag7a in the subject line, you delete it without a second thought. What if they were telling the truth?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 05, 2011
6 Resolutions for Those With Realistic Expectations
Unlike a lot of you, I'm not going to partake in any new year's resolutions, the traditional way to improve one's life at the start of a calendar year. Resolutions are easy to make, hard to keep, and each abandoned resolution forms the bass kick in the failure drumbeat of your life.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 04, 2011
5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards
I suspect that around 50 percent of the population thinks they're in the smartest, cleverest 3 percent of the species, and they're totally going to be the ones to beat the system.
- By Christina H
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- January 04, 2011
5 Things You Use Every Day That Are Getting Awesome Upgrades
These are all either experimental or still too expensive, but they give us a glimpse of how some of the little things in life could be a hell of a lot better in the near future.
- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Montague
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- December 31, 2010
How to Help Pick a Baby Name [COMIC]
The only thing worse than an ironic T-Shirt is an ironic baby name.
- By Scott Meyer
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- December 30, 2010
The 8 G.I. Joes Most Frequently Left In the Box
Before the cartoon, there was only one G.I. Joe. That was his name. His first name was G.I., his last name was Joe, and his middle name was Fuck You for Asking, Commie.
- By Robert Brockway
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- December 29, 2010
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