Cracked Archive - Weird World

29 Observations From the Back of a Line on Black Friday

Screw you world. Screw you for making me pathetic enough to be here at eleven at night, but not pathetic enough to be here at ten. It's just the exact wrong amount of patheticness to have. A bit less and I start owning shoes with laces, and making friends again; a bit more and I start qualifying for government aid.

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7 Things From America That Are Insanely Popular Overseas

In Japan, baked potato flavored Kit-Kat is just one piece of evidence of their devotion to this piece of candy.

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17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 7)

As we've demonstrated many times before, sometimes the truth is stranger than Photoshop. For those of you still unconvinced, we present the latest installment in our ongoing quest to show you every picture that has ever looked ridiculously fake, but isn't.

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How to Learn About Other People's Interests [COMIC]

Even when they're really embarassing.

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What Role-Playing Games Are Really Like (When You're Drunk)

If you played role-playing games as a child, then you know they never worked as advertised. You'd sit down for an epic adventure with your friends only to find out that one of them can't pay attention, one is too stupid to be allowed near math, and one is ashamed of everything you're doing. I decided that nerds get lied to enough. An honest RPG.

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5 Silver Linings Now That Identity Theft Ruined Your Life

Looking back, it was probably a bad idea to use your credit card as a Facebook profile pic.

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17 Apocalypses We'll Never See Coming

Whether it's some kind of ridiculous science experiment gone wrong or a previously unknown type of natural disaster, the world is almost certain to end in some way we never thought possible.

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7 Real Car Chases Way Crazier Than Anything in the Movies

Sometimes reality grabs fiction by the throat and drags it screaming down the highway before hitting a conveniently placed ramp, ramming through a gas tanker, and careening -- airborne and aflame -- into the white house.

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How to Make the Most of Working The Early Shift [COMIC]

The early bird catches the worm, and screws up his files.

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5 Things You Love to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About

Everyone is beautiful and special and amazing, and all of our stories are unique and inspiring and we all have a lot to offer one another. But seriously, shut the hell up about the following topics.

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