Cracked Archive - Weird World

How to Decide Whether to Tell the Painful Truth [COMIC]

Honesty is not always the best policy. For instance, when you're talking to your boss, honesty is almost never a good idea

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The 5 Most Absurd Video Games Starring Rock Stars

Being a famous musician comes with a lot of perks. Throngs of adoring fans enamored with your every move. More sex and drugs than one person should ever have access to. And, apparently, the means to get completely idiotic video games commissioned in your name.

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5 Bizarre Real Life Gangs That Put The Warriors to Shame

In movies, comic books, video games and 80s music videos, street-gangs are assembled around a loose theme, like rollerblading, ancient Vikings, or love of classic opera. That's usually not the case in the real world. Usually.

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The 9 Most Statistically Terrifying Days On the Calendar

There are days that everyone knows to be cautious on and then there are these days. Just lurking in the shadows. Waiting to murder you dead.

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How to Explain Men's Emotions: A Useful Analogy [COMIC]

Contrary to popular belief, the frozen burrito is not the best frozen food metaphor for explaining male emotions.

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The 6 Most Gigantic Everything in the History of War

You have to be amazed by what humans can accomplish when they really, really want to kill each other.

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6 Classics Despised by the People Who Created Them

Despite their creations remaining celebrated to this day, some people live out the rest of their days hating the things they made.

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Using the Toilet at the U.S. Capitol Building: A True Story

Call me 'sir' and talk to me like I'm a fucking adult or call me 'hey you, you stupid little puke' and talk to me like I'm a sticky five-year-old who can't stop shitting himself. Either one of those is fine, but when you combine them, you are doing me and your country a disservice.

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6 Laws That Were Great On Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)

Sometimes, the most well-intentioned of laws can backfire like a poorly maintained Pinto, spraying equal parts hilarity and tragedy all over the place.

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'Plus Sized' Clothes: Translating the Baffling Euphemisms

I am not exactly morbidly obese, but I am fat enough to worry about things that fat people worry about, like clothes. The world has not wanted to see fat people naked since the Renaissance, so we are pretty much forced by our fascist society to wear SOMETHING.

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The 7 Most WTF Origins of Iconic Pop Culture Franchises

Name your favorite Rocky sequel. Ours is Predator.

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The 7 Most Baffling Products Ever Released By Famous Brands

Some celebrities drastically misjudge their demographic and we wind up with releases of classical Renaissance ballads as sung by Brock Lesnar or a line of fur coats sponsored by Moby.

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