Notable Comment: Goblinsonly knows how to play video games, "I like cutscenes they give you time to regather your thoughts and give you something cool to watch which are both handy features if you're high as a kite."
Damn right, brother.
DESSERT EAGLES ARE DELICIOUS
7 Ridiculously Over-The-Top Modifications to Deadly Weapons.
The only thing better than a gun is a gun with a bigger gun stuck to it.
Notable Comment: "I'm a member of the team that developed the Aluminum/Teflon hybrid. Thanks for the plug! The bomb-covered bomb was not our idea, though. I'd give more details but, you know, classified."
Blieber, even if this is true no one on the Internet will believe you. Get us a picture of you standing next to something top secret, like George Bush clubbing a seal, or Barack Obama stabbing puppies.
MEDICINE: NOT FOR IDIOTS
6 Most Terrifying Medical Malpractice Cases Ever.
Look, we understand that everybody makes mistakes. But when those mistakes involve accidentally dissolving a man's penis you might need to reevaluate your life.
Notable Comment: d3ath101 says, "im going to be paranoid in the doctors office now... a lot more paranoid."
If we can get just one less person to go to the Doctor regularly, Cracked will have done it's job. Yes, we are awful, awful people.