Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses

We've all been there. You wake up from a hard night of drinking, your room is covered in confetti, your nether regions in clown makeup and your bleating alarm clock says you're three hours late for work. Your mind races for a plausible excuse, but the first thing that comes to mind is so retarded you want to punch yourself in the white-makeup-caked genitals for even thinking of it.

Well what if you had the Photoshop skills and the balls to walk into your boss's office and give him photographic evidence of that first retarded excuse. We asked you to make that "what if" a reality. The winner is below, but first the runners-up...

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by Vig_Starmax

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by slabesejs

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by dagur

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by cliffordz

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by Sublex

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by angelofsarcasm

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by kerbinsour

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by dot26

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by darrenjames140

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by Daedalus

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by Tupper

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by bobeddy

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by _Birgit_

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by jiyano

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by ahoythere4

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by zbbrox

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by dagur

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by McBeefy

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by blemm

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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by Aeno

#2.

Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by AceJustice

And the winner is...

Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
by maweki


Congrats, maweki. You win money.


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