Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses

We've all been there. You wake up from a hard night of drinking, your room is covered in confetti, your nether regions in clown makeup and your bleating alarm clock says you're three hours late for work. Your mind races for a plausible excuse, but the first thing that comes to mind is so retarded you want to punch yourself in the white-makeup-caked genitals for even thinking of it.

Well what if you had the Photoshop skills and the balls to walk into your boss's office and give him photographic evidence of that first retarded excuse. We asked you to make that "what if" a reality. The winner is below, but first the runners-up...

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#22.


by Vig_Starmax

#21.


by slabesejs

#20.


by dagur

#19.


by cliffordz

#18.


by Sublex

#17.


by angelofsarcasm

#16.


by kerbinsour

#15.


by dot26

#14.


by darrenjames140

#13.


by Daedalus

#12.


by Tupper

#11.


by bobeddy

#10.


by _Birgit_

#9.


by jiyano

#8.


by ahoythere4

#7.


by zbbrox

#6.


by dagur

#5.


by McBeefy

#4.



by blemm

#3.


by Aeno

#2.


by AceJustice

And the winner is...


by maweki


Congrats, maweki. You win money.


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If Everyday Life Was Directed by Michael Bay.

With Transformers 2 rolling into theaters like a slow-motion fireball, we figured now would be a good time to see what mundane, everyday events would look like if Michael Bay directed the universe. Post your best Photoshop of it here and you may win $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, check here. Or, find out What Your Pets Are Doing When You're Not Around. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

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