Cracked Archive - Weird World
On Halloween, G.O.D.E.K. doesn't give out candy-- he gives children tips on keeping their marriage spontaneous with heart balloons and back massage coupons. And speaking of children, the following four books were printed on their flattened and dried remains:
- By Seanbaby
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- December 16, 2010
The comics industry's intense obsession with Barack Obama has provided us with some bizarre, baffling and sometimes even disturbing stories.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- December 16, 2010
![How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/8/37808.jpg?v=1)
There's a proactive way to do it.
- By Scott Meyer
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- December 14, 2010
It's almost like Jimi Hendrix knew the internet would be invented, and that the music fans who hang out there would have way too much time on our hands
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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- December 13, 2010
![How to Argue Like an American [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/1/37811.jpg?v=1)
Completely illogical, and totally convincing...
- By Scott Meyer
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- December 11, 2010
If you really look into the history of our technological development, you'll notice that the force driving us forward all this time wasn't our need to better ourselves or seek out truth in all its forms, but rather our desire to see naked people touch each other's junk.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- December 11, 2010
Truly, it appears that none of you are safe.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- December 08, 2010
![How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/0/9/37609.jpg?v=1)
It's like time travellling, but less funny.
- By Scott Meyer
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- December 07, 2010
Some people are so desperate to be nonconformists that they devote a great deal of their time to doing exactly the opposite of whatever 'the masses' are doing.
- By Christina H
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- December 07, 2010
With just a little bit of digging, you can uncover all sorts of messed up crap that'll ruin all the things you used to love. So let's get started on doing that!
- By Anthony Scibelli
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- December 07, 2010
There's a lot of absurd money to be made off of pet loss.
- By Soren Bowie
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- December 06, 2010
Apparently, subtly bringing a character back to life just isn't in the cards for some writers.
- By Diana McCallum
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- December 05, 2010
History is loaded with power-hungry jerks who rule over their countries' fearful populations like the Predator in a laser tag match. Oftentimes these people are infamous not just for their cruelty, but also for their bafflingly insane and self-indulgent antics.
- By Ethan Lou
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- December 03, 2010
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