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The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time
The 4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice Books of All Time

On Halloween, G.O.D.E.K. doesn't give out candy-- he gives children tips on keeping their marriage spontaneous with heart balloons and back massage coupons. And speaking of children, the following four books were printed on their flattened and dried remains:

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5 Insane Barack Obama Comic Books You Won't Believe are Real
5 Insane Barack Obama Comic Books You Won't Believe are Real

The comics industry's intense obsession with Barack Obama has provided us with some bizarre, baffling and sometimes even disturbing stories.

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How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC]
How to Brace Yourself for Bad News [COMIC]

There's a proactive way to do it.

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10 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Albums
10 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Albums

It's almost like Jimi Hendrix knew the internet would be invented, and that the music fans who hang out there would have way too much time on our hands

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How to Argue Like an American [COMIC]
How to Argue Like an American [COMIC]

Completely illogical, and totally convincing...

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5 Ways Porn Created the Modern World
5 Ways Porn Created the Modern World

If you really look into the history of our technological development, you'll notice that the force driving us forward all this time wasn't our need to better ourselves or seek out truth in all its forms, but rather our desire to see naked people touch each other's junk.

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The 7 Most Horrifying Cost Cutting Measures of All Time
The 7 Most Horrifying Cost Cutting Measures of All Time

Truly, it appears that none of you are safe.

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How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]
How to Retroactively Ruin a Joke [COMIC]

It's like time travellling, but less funny.

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5 Reasons Why Anticonformity Is Worse Than Conformity
5 Reasons Why Anticonformity Is Worse Than Conformity

Some people are so desperate to be nonconformists that they devote a great deal of their time to doing exactly the opposite of whatever 'the masses' are doing.

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7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable Children's Characters
7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable Children's Characters

With just a little bit of digging, you can uncover all sorts of messed up crap that'll ruin all the things you used to love. So let's get started on doing that!

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The 6 Creepiest Services For Mourning a Dead Pet
The 6 Creepiest Services For Mourning a Dead Pet

There's a lot of absurd money to be made off of pet loss.

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5 Absurd Ways Comic Books Have Resurrected Dead Superheroes
5 Absurd Ways Comic Books Have Resurrected Dead Superheroes

Apparently, subtly bringing a character back to life just isn't in the cards for some writers.

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7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible
7 Modern Dictators Way Crazier Than You Thought Possible

History is loaded with power-hungry jerks who rule over their countries' fearful populations like the Predator in a laser tag match. Oftentimes these people are infamous not just for their cruelty, but also for their bafflingly insane and self-indulgent antics.

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