Choose wisely. (Not like it matters.)
Settle in and celebrate the fact that no matter how badly you've screwed up at work, you've probably never caused an explosion that destroyed half of a city.
Looking like someone famous can lead to a lot of good things ... and lots of ridiculous, ridiculous things (including porn).
On March 17, millions of people take the piss out of Ireland by taking the piss and every other bodily fluid out of themselves, as publicly as possible.
If you've been to certain cities in California lately, you know that repealing a single law can change things fast (or you will know that as soon as you're no longer high from the clouds of pot smoke you were swimming through). What the world might look like if other laws were suddenly legal.
I figured I'd explore some of the famously bootlegged items that the streets of NYC have to offer. I don't recommend this to anyone.
As talents go, being hard to kill is not a bad one to have.
Good ideas seem like foregone conclusions after the fact. Coca-Cola has been around for so long, we never stop to think how switching a few words around at the pitch stage could have turned it into sugar infused brown cocaine. Some other great ideas that were one tiny tweak away from being disasters.
When the only thing people can see is typing, you can get away with some outrageously fake characters, which might fool people. For a couple of paragraphs.