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The 7 Stages of Not Doing the Dishes [CHART]
The worse it gets, the lazier you get, and it only gets worse.
- By Sarah Wood
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- June 29, 2011
The 6 Most Wildly Irresponsible Publicity Stunts in History
Amazing how easy it is for publicity "stunts" to get people hurt.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- June 26, 2011
5 Crazy Street Performers (Who Happened to be Geniuses)
The guys on this list aren't your run-of-the-mill bums who've decided to take up an instrument to help with their panhandling. These are the guys with acts superior to what you're likely to see on a stage.
- By Dustin Koski
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- June 23, 2011
The 7 Types of Friend Everyone Needs
Like a superhero team or a group of guys you're getting together for a heist, you need friends that have various skills that will benefit you the best.
- By Christina H
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- June 21, 2011
The 16 Most Baffling Pieces of Official Merchandise Ever
We get that kids will go nuts for toys, or adults will throw wads of cash to add to their collections. But the stuff on this list isn't for either of those groups. Or anyone else, apparently.
- By Diana McCallum
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- June 20, 2011
5 Soldiers Whose Horrific Injuries Only Made Them Angry
It should come as no surprise that battlefields see their share of brave men. Every once in a while, however, they see a man with a special kind of bravery, the kind that borders on suicidal. The spirits of such men can't be cut down, even if their bodies are. In fact, disabling them often just makes them all the more fearsome
- By Eric Yosomono
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- June 19, 2011
6 Old People Who Could Kick Your Ass
Most of us who still have intact and mostly alive grandparents generally wouldn't be intimidated by them in a physical sense. Then again, most of us haven't really put that to the test (nor should we). When pushed, you might be surprised what our senior citizens have in reserve.
- By Robert Evans
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- June 19, 2011
To My Unborn Son: Stuff I Won't Have the Balls to Say
Five Reasons Bastards Always Win
- By Brendan McGinley
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- June 18, 2011
6 Family Circus Cartoons Improved with Offensive Jokes
A lot of people would save Abraham Lincoln if they had a time machine. Not me. I would let Lincoln die while I went back to the dawn of language and made sure
- By Seanbaby
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- June 17, 2011
The 4 Most Potentially Badass Fathers Who Never Had Kids
Pointing out the people who shouldn't have had kids (Hitler's Dad, his Mom, and so forth), is easy and boring. So, in honor of Father's Day, I've rounded up a bunch of awesome and badass historical figures who absolutely should have filled this planet with their offspring.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- June 17, 2011
3 Steps to Not Sucking at Air Travel [CHART]
You're going to travel by plane. Might as well not make an embarassing mess of it.
- By Stephen Cook
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- June 16, 2011
5 Awful Things Nobody Tells You About Moving
There are all sorts of traps, pitfalls, and dastardly sons of bitches lurking out there, just waiting to pounce on you in your vulnerable state of temporary Hobo-osity. And nobody warns you about them ... presumably because Big Moving has had all of their protesting tongues cut out and fed into the secret Misery Engines that really keep those truck
- By Robert Brockway
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- June 15, 2011
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