Hey, it's never too early to get a head start on being a detached, rich little dickhead.
It turns out that many of the 'knockoff' brands we've scoffed at in the supermarket were there before the more famous, million-dollar 'original' product ... that totally stole their idea.
All were saying is that these guys' every step inspires no less than six bitchin' guitar solos and one training montage wherein a starry-eyed young lad learns karate.
Bad advice is the world's freest and most renewable resource. Still, there is an entire self help industry devoted to selling it to us.
Before the Internet came along, one of humanity's favorite methods of letting others know we disapproved of them was by assassinating their asses. And like the Internet, sometimes the stupidest stuff is what usually worked.
These days, famous works of art get printed on mouse pads, motivational posters and various other places that would make their artists kill themselves all over again. We asked you to show us the worst possible formats for some of the greatest pieces of art ever.
The only person more qualified to talk about the state of American education is ol' John Dewey himself. Ha ha, that's an educator joke. Here are five super legit ways to fix America's schools.
People invent awful stuff all the time, and while there were a lot of really kitschy patents around the turn of the last century, you'd think that the dumb idea bank would be getting full up in modern times.