I kept my eyes open through childhood and learned some valuable lessons that I want to pass on. These are the five most important things I gleaned growing up rich.
The amount of work and creativity the Chinese underworld puts into their fakes is so damn impressive that you have to wonder why they'd ever need to steal other people's ideas.
Apparently, some of the most iconic places and rituals in the world were started purely to create 'buzz.'
Choose wisely. (Not like it matters.)
Settle in and celebrate the fact that no matter how badly you've screwed up at work, you've probably never caused an explosion that destroyed half of a city.
Looking like someone famous can lead to a lot of good things ... and lots of ridiculous, ridiculous things (including porn).
No matter how sad or depressing your life may be, it's always just a little bit better knowing you have a loyal pet by your side. But having that companion doesn't give you license to be an ass.
On March 17, millions of people take the piss out of Ireland by taking the piss and every other bodily fluid out of themselves, as publicly as possible.
I figured I'd explore some of the famously bootlegged items that the streets of NYC have to offer. I don't recommend this to anyone.
We have to admit: We love us a good 'dumb criminal' story -- which is we're going to take a moment to celebrate these idiots.
As talents go, being hard to kill is not a bad one to have.
When the only thing people can see is typing, you can get away with some outrageously fake characters, which might fool people. For a couple of paragraphs.