Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America
5 Reasons San Francisco is the Worst Awesome City in America

I just left San Francisco, and I miss it, but probably not for the reasons you probably have in mind.

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The 6 Most Certifiably Insane Acts of Writing
The 6 Most Certifiably Insane Acts of Writing

Fun fact: All writers are crazy, to some degree. Like, really crazy.

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6 Isolated Groups Who Had No Idea That Civilization Existed
6 Isolated Groups Who Had No Idea That Civilization Existed

There are some groups out there who will always top your stubbornness to conform to societal norms -- groups that have managed to avoid civilization right up until about nowish.

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4 Things I Wish I'd Known as an Awkward High Schooler
4 Things I Wish I'd Known as an Awkward High Schooler

I'm a socially awkward guy, so I went through high school stressed, worried, and waiting for puberty. There are one or two things I wish I'd known back then that would have made going through high school as a socially awkward dude a lot easier.

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The 5 Most Useless Motivational Tactics Every Workplace Uses
The 5 Most Useless Motivational Tactics Every Workplace Uses

When a company gets to a certain size, its employee base becomes ungainly, so management has to think up humiliating ways to keep things in order.

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The 5 Most Unsettling Disney Theme Park Easter Eggs
The 5 Most Unsettling Disney Theme Park Easter Eggs

Disney parks aren't all rainbows and sunshine. If you look close enough, secrets are hiding all around you.

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Why You Shouldn't Judge the Guy in the Porno Theater
Why You Shouldn't Judge the Guy in the Porno Theater

I would like to apologize for the deeds I did in your establishment on the morning of July 16, 2012. Because I managed to escape before the authorities arrived, you can take comfort in the fact that this apology is not a part of a court-ordered sentencing.

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The 13 Most Disturbing Vintage Ads for Household Products
The 13 Most Disturbing Vintage Ads for Household Products

All of these ads are real and unaltered, so don't blame us.

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6 Insanely Violent Festivals You Won't Believe Aren't Riots
6 Insanely Violent Festivals You Won't Believe Aren't Riots

Not everyone will survive these festivals, but that just makes it all the sweeter for the ones still standing after.

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4 Unhealthy Mentalities the Internet Turned into Movements
4 Unhealthy Mentalities the Internet Turned into Movements

Hopefully this will help us to remember that even when two or more people agree on something, it doesn't mean it automatically stops being stupid.

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5 Tips for Meeting Online Friends in Real Life
5 Tips for Meeting Online Friends in Real Life

More often than not, magical e-connections fail to translate in the real world.

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The 7 Most Badass Acts of Vandalism Ever Photographed
The 7 Most Badass Acts of Vandalism Ever Photographed

NOTE: Everything in this article is against the law. If you do it, you will go to jail or something.

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8 Things You Must Know if You Don't Want to Die at the Beach
8 Things You Must Know if You Don't Want to Die at the Beach

The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.

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