Cracked Archive - Weird World
I just left San Francisco, and I miss it, but probably not for the reasons you probably have in mind.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 18, 2012
Fun fact: All writers are crazy, to some degree. Like, really crazy.
- By Chris Rio, Dustin Koski, Ben Denny, Sampsa Nuotio
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- August 18, 2012
There are some groups out there who will always top your stubbornness to conform to societal norms -- groups that have managed to avoid civilization right up until about nowish.
- By C. Coville
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- August 17, 2012
I'm a socially awkward guy, so I went through high school stressed, worried, and waiting for puberty. There are one or two things I wish I'd known back then that would have made going through high school as a socially awkward dude a lot easier.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- August 15, 2012
When a company gets to a certain size, its employee base becomes ungainly, so management has to think up humiliating ways to keep things in order.
- By Ian Fortey
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- August 14, 2012
Disney parks aren't all rainbows and sunshine. If you look close enough, secrets are hiding all around you.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- August 14, 2012
I would like to apologize for the deeds I did in your establishment on the morning of July 16, 2012. Because I managed to escape before the authorities arrived, you can take comfort in the fact that this apology is not a part of a court-ordered sentencing.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 11, 2012
All of these ads are real and unaltered, so don't blame us.
- By Douglas A. McDonnell
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- August 11, 2012
Not everyone will survive these festivals, but that just makes it all the sweeter for the ones still standing after.
- By Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe, XJ Selman
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- August 09, 2012
Hopefully this will help us to remember that even when two or more people agree on something, it doesn't mean it automatically stops being stupid.
- By Soren Bowie
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- August 07, 2012
More often than not, magical e-connections fail to translate in the real world.
- By Gladstone
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- August 07, 2012
NOTE: Everything in this article is against the law. If you do it, you will go to jail or something.
- By Mohammed Shariff
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- August 07, 2012
The beach is a simple place where people go to relax, escape their obligations and have painful, gritty sex under the boardwalk. But bathers are often unprepared for how crowded, and deadly, the beach can be.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- August 04, 2012
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