These folks are selfish, self-centered, ethically flawed douchebags. There's no doubt about it. They just haven't accepted it yet.
You're going to need a bit of background information to digest what just happened to you, and why I'm sorry about it.
Just because you're old enough to buy beer and have/buy sex doesn't mean things are all fun all the time.
Is your everyday life proof of a vast and terrible alien conspiracy? Yes.
These people give us hope that we can survive anything, even though we definitely cannot.
It turns out that there are awesome easter eggs hidden on the items you use every day.
The root word of "confidence" is "con."
The chance to interact with a walking comedy skit like this woman was too great to resist.
The Internet truly is a great place to get started, because it's all right there for your discovery.
Sometimes all it takes is a dollar and a dream to fall headfirst into a living nightmare.
Want to be surrounded by water in the company of R. Kelly? You probably don't need a cruise, but one exists just in case.