Cracked Archive - Weird World
Rotting deep in the back of the refrigerator of common word usage are even more suspicious-looking Tupperwares full of mixed-up words. Here's a few choice delicacies.
- By Christina H
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- September 04, 2012
Remember when you were a kid and you did, you know, stuff? Hold on to that. Hold on to the act of remembering, because we're killing it.
- By Ian Fortey
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- September 01, 2012
Let us take a look at some of the most mind-boggling and disturbing pairings the minds of fan fiction writers have come up with
- By Eric A.
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- September 01, 2012
Every once in a while, I have to explain a situation in a full sentence, because one word to represent that situation doesn't exist. And I hate doing that, because I am a whirling, spinning, terrifying, motherfucking HURRICANE of efficiency.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- August 31, 2012
The laws of physics are weird. There seems to be no rhyme or reason to it -- especially considering that these miraculous, one-in-a-million survival stories happen surprisingly often.
- By Eric Yosomono
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- August 27, 2012
The best thing about being a wild animal, aside from being able to shit wherever you want, is that crimes that would get a human put away for decades are written off with a comical headline.
- By Will Millar
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- August 25, 2012
Experienced travelers all agree that one of the hardest and least rewarding of these cultural obstacles is the experience of arriving in a new town and discovering that everyone there is going to try and murder you.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 24, 2012
From those bullshit seatbelt laws to Big Kindergarten trying to tell you which preschools you can and can't take your gun into, it seems like today's nanny nation is intent on making our lives as safe as possible at the expense of any and all excitement. That's not how it used to be, though.
- By Robert Brockway
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- August 22, 2012
Considering that booze is one of the pillars of human civilization, it's kind of shocking how little we know about it.
- By Pauli Poisuo, Adam Wears
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- August 22, 2012
Everybody enjoys the guilty pleasure of going on a self-righteous rant every once in a while like an Aaron Sorkin character or something, whether it's about the way politics and the media are these days, or more everyday things like people with more than 15 items in the express lane.
- By Christina H
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- August 21, 2012
Al ot of times the only thing between mediocrity and market dominance is the kind of devious plan that would make a supervillain proud.
- By Karl Smallwood, Jack Hall, Sara Ohlms
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- August 20, 2012
A sadness comes from knowing that people like this will always exist, and even if you beat them to death whack-a-mole style with your hammer of justice, more will merely rise up to take their place.
- By Gladstone
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- August 19, 2012
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