Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Douches Who Amazingly Don't Seem to Know They Suck

These folks are selfish, self-centered, ethically flawed douchebags. There's no doubt about it. They just haven't accepted it yet.


An Apology to the Customers of My Illegal Bed & Breakfast

You're going to need a bit of background information to digest what just happened to you, and why I'm sorry about it.


5 Childhood Traditions That Would Make Adult Life Awesome

Just because you're old enough to buy beer and have/buy sex doesn't mean things are all fun all the time.


5 Unsolved Mysteries of Everyday Life That Make No Sense

Is your everyday life proof of a vast and terrible alien conspiracy? Yes.


5 Survival Stories (Almost) Too Miraculous to be Real

These people give us hope that we can survive anything, even though we definitely cannot.


7 Small Fights That Got Out of Hand Quickly

It turns out things can get very serious when 'American Idol' is involved.


19 Cool Design Features Hidden On Stuff You Use Every Day

It turns out that there are awesome easter eggs hidden on the items you use every day.


The 5 Creepiest Parenting Tactics Ever Attempted

Most parents don't really have a plan for their kids. And even more have something worse than 'no plan.'


5 Insane Scams That Should Have Failed (But Didn't)

The root word of "confidence" is "con."


9 Failed Attempts to Interview a Viral Video Villain

The chance to interact with a walking comedy skit like this woman was too great to resist.


5 Steps to Get From Freelance Writer to Published Author

The Internet truly is a great place to get started, because it's all right there for your discovery.


5 Real People Whose Lives Were Ruined by Winning the Lottery

Sometimes all it takes is a dollar and a dream to fall headfirst into a living nightmare.


The 7 Most Profoundly Depressing Celebrity Cruises

Want to be surrounded by water in the company of R. Kelly? You probably don't need a cruise, but one exists just in case.