Cracked Archive - Weird World

The 6 Least Useful Superhero Abilities in Comic Book History

When you're a comic book writer and your job depends on you churning out thousands and thousands of heroes and villains, you eventually get patently stupid ones.


If You've Had a Unique Job or Life, We Want to Hear About It

Some of our best articles are based on personal experiences -- that's why we want yours.


Most Uncomfortable Text Message Exchange Ever: A True Story

Always changing your phone number keeps the bill collectors away, but also has its downsides.


The 5 Most Insane Methods of Pest Control Ever

It turns out John Goodman's character in 'Arachnophobia' is becoming a reality.


6 Foreign Parenting Practices Americans Would Call Neglect

If you want to freak out a set of American parents, let them see some of the habits that are considered routine in other countries.


5 Pet Products That Prove You're Too Lazy For a Pet

If caring for your pet is the lowlight of your day, the good people at Heartless Money-Sucking Corporations, Inc., have the products for you.


5 Insane Foreign Versions of Traditional Marriage

The 'traditional' idea of marriage is kind of hazy if you take a look around the world.


The 6 Most Pretentious Dishes Rich People Pay Money For

When food requires an instruction manual, things have gone too far.


The 7 Biggest Lies Told on Social Media

Here's a handy guide of phrases that will help you easily identify the jerks of the social media world.


The 5 Most Shockingly Awful Names Major Cities Almost Had

Not all cities get it right the first time.


5 Victims of Horrible Crimes (Who Got Sued by the Criminal)

We're pretty sure the following lawsuits are about as bad as our law system gets.


23 Iconic Characters Who Would Make Horrible Neighbors

What would life be like if you had to interact with pop culture's most famous characters every day?


4 People With Good Intentions It's Impossible Not to Hate

These stories wield irony like a hobo wields stink.


The World Is Built for Four and Who Cares?

The world is built for four. Everyone else is screwed.