Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Disturbing Sleep Conditions No One Talks About

Regardless of social class, everyone wakes up like a curbside hobo.

By Ian Fortey
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September 20, 2012

The 4 Stupidest Ways Credit Cards 'Reward' You for Spending

At some point banks figured out that as much as people like low interest rates, no annual fees and an online payment system, what we really go berserk for are prizes.

By Soren Bowie
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September 18, 2012

4 Things People Mistakenly Think Are Automatically Hilarious

I am not saying these things are never funny. I am saying these are things that some people think are an 'easy' button they can push to automatically be funny. It is like trying to bake chocolate chip cookies with only the chocolate chips.

By Christina H
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September 18, 2012

The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Be a Vampire in Real Life

Vampires are so appealing that some very special few people among us, out in the world right now, think they are actually vampires. So here's why that's lame.

By Ian Fortey
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September 16, 2012

5 Stupid Bets That Changed the World

You'll never believe some of the amazing feats that were accomplished simply because someone looked someone else in the eye and said, 'Betcha can't ...'

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By Eddie Rodriguez
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September 16, 2012

Cracked Round-Up: A New Type of Presidential Debate

By CRACKED Staff
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September 15, 2012

14 Bizarre Scenarios That Are Way Too Common in Stock Photos

As a stock photo myself, I am taking it upon myself to explain my fellow stock photos to you.

By Cody Johnston
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September 15, 2012

6 Great Phrases for Making You Feel Old as Hell

I don't mean cliches like 'It's raining cats and dogs.' I'm talking about simple every day phrases the world seems to agree are just the magic words for specific situations

By Gladstone
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September 15, 2012

The 6 Most Baffling Political Ads Ever Aired

Not every politician has celebrities and CEOs supporting them. No, some of them have to find 'creative' ways to get attention in their ads.

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By Mark Hill
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September 15, 2012

5 Videos of Superhuman Reflexes That Saved Lives

These people saw Death charging at them a mile away and merrily cartwheeled out of their own mortality.

By Robert Brockway
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September 14, 2012

5 Mind-Blowingly Valuable Things Hidden in Everyday Life

Even outside of the obvious and silly examples, there are all sorts of situations where money works in ways that we just can't wrap our minds around.

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By Chris Zeigler
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September 13, 2012

5 Things We All Want (But Don't Deserve)

Here are five things we shamelessly covet with absolutely no justifiable expectation of receiving them.

By Gladstone
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September 12, 2012

The 5 Most Pointless Abilities People Love to Brag About

For every person with an extraordinary gift, there are whole knots of normal people mistaking their asinine quirks for significant abilities. They celebrate their meaningless talents loudly and often, trying to convince anyone who will listen that they are super.