Cracked Archive - Weird World
I have bought and destroyed more cars than is technically allowable by the United States Government, and am therefore legally obligated to actually try to help you in this column.
- By Robert Brockway
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- October 25, 2012
In the next week, as you hear kids making greedy demands of their parents or whining about how many Snickers they should be allowed to have in a day, there's a good chance those awful children will end up in one of these suits of pure punishment.
- By Soren Bowie
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- October 25, 2012
Science has found zero empirical evidence for the existence of ghosts, aliens, demons or any other supernatural creature and these videos will surely not fool an expert in video fakery. Unless he or she watches them alone, late at night, in the dark. Then they become very convincing.
- By M. Asher Cantrell
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- October 24, 2012
The rational part of our brain tells us that there is nothing weird about coincidences. We're here to tell it to shut its pie hole.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- October 23, 2012
Look, we're not going to try to sway you on any one issue, but you should know that there are some factual points that almost everyone gets wrong.
- By Patrick McCarty, Alex Race
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- October 22, 2012
Halloween isn't always the beacon of snack-sized Snickers and girls dressed as Kojak with cleavage that it should be. For years, nefarious little shits have been trying to have their way with it and make it awful, because some people just want to watch the world burn.
- By Ian Fortey
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- October 21, 2012
Here are the most insane things people have done to themselves in the name of art -- the end result may still be ridiculous and it may still be bullshit, but nobody could call these people lazy.
- By Rayan Tofique
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- October 20, 2012
For artists, it must be complete agony to see their hard-labored brainchildren banned, censored or outright destroyed -- which makes it all the more baffling when they choose to do it themselves.
- By Drew Anderson
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- October 19, 2012
Bad news: Your clone wants to kill you. Worse news: This guide is your only hope of survival.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 18, 2012
Even if you've never, say, pulled a gun on somebody who cut you off in traffic, you've probably only imagined yourself doing it. Not everyone is capable of such restraint.
- By Xavier Jackson
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- October 18, 2012
Bad news dweebs, consider this column the shitty popcorn ball in your bag of candy. With any luck, it will spoil your favorite holiday just a little bit.
- By Soren Bowie
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- October 16, 2012
Since all of human history consists of people thinking of ways to take good ideas and make them terrible, these days copyright laws have been taken to absurd extremes.
- By C. Coville, Ajay Kumar, Karl Smallwood, Andrew Marinus
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- October 16, 2012
Toughness as a virtue died off somewhere in the 1950s, but most men still like to be thought of as badasses. Luckily, I've identified five ways to spot someone who is only pretending to be a badass.
- By Seanbaby
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- October 13, 2012
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