Not a single one of our national monuments has laser beams for eyes. Let's fix that.
Why let a brush with police brutality turn you bitter?
Fans can misinterpret movies or books so badly that they end up becoming the exact same things the authors were warning them about.
On the bright side, it was probably really lonely being the last one and all.
Do people get that just pointing at something is not a binding claim on property?
Our supply of expendable sympathy is running low. Time to make some sacrifices.
The inside of your head is a lie.
It's not like these people can just go out and lie right to our faces, right? They sure can!
A house is not always a home, but a broken down airliner is sometimes.