When the world kicks our ass, we let it. Hard. And we never even notice.
We live in a unique period of human history filled with exciting new social movements and artistic styles never seen before. Except of course we don't.
Somehow, the natural world keeps finding a way.
I was a Yuletide package-loading zombie for UPS. Now I'm here to tell you how to make sure that Xbox or envelope full of cash you're shipping arrives in one piece.
While the idea of a beauty pageant for children is objectionable in and of itself, things can actually get worse.
Some of the effects we have on Mother Nature are much less obvious and very, very weird.
If you're heading to a costume party this year and want to make everyone there very uncomfortable, there are plenty of options available in this year's fine selection of racist Halloween costumes.
This world is so scary that a lot of the creepy tales you told around the campfire have actually happened to real, very unfortunate people.
It turns out that you don't need movies to scare you -- real life is much more terrifying.
By the time you attend your last funeral (we're going to go ahead and assume it will probably be your own), the ceremony won't look anything like what we do now.
Truly, Halloween is a magical day. Which is why some animals choose to celebrate it 24/7.
Speaking purely from personal experience, that working at a convenience store kind of sucks.