The following Christmas decorations are a testament to the fact that even psychopaths and serial killers apparently make time between pulling the legs off insects and fashioning skin suits to celebrate the holidays.
Here are some old-school holiday ads that make us wonder what the hell the past was thinking.
It seems that real crooks have taken a page or two from the likes of the Riddler and Lex Luthor and started planning their crimes in the most elaborate, pointlessly complicated ways possible.
First of all, happy holidays! I hope this letter finds you and your families well during the season of good cheer.
Like a lot of you, I am basically a monster, and as is the case every year, this holiday season has filled me with bile.
You're going to hate hearing this. My only defense is that this is what I wish somebody had said to me around 1995 or so.
Here are five types of jokes that you'd expect to see in an American Pie movie that are actually much, much older than that.
Here are five seemingly well-meaning questions that should probably be avoided.
We're not saying that any of these are necessarily good ideas. We're just saying that even the most insane problems need to be solved, and sometimes they're solved with more insanity
Gag gifts are suck gifts. They suck the funny from a room as sure as a porn star will suck a suckable something.
While 16-year-olds don't have decades of debt and regret weighing them down, they do have a long list of biological and social pitfalls making their lives hell.
The Internet is full of product reviews, but if you're anything like me, you've found them lacking something: rampant, selfish idiocy. I propose to fix that by telling you not only about all of these exciting new products, but also how to recklessly abuse them.