Cracked Archive - Weird World

9 Businesses You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity
9 Businesses You Won't Believe Are Utilizing Public Nudity

Given how delightful nudity is, it should come as no surprise that many an entrepreneur has tried to capitalize on our desire to see other people's assorted goodies and floppies jostling about.

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5 Myths About Curing Common Injuries (You Probably Believe)
5 Myths About Curing Common Injuries (You Probably Believe)

From time to time we like to go look up the actual medical advice from experts to find all of the ways conventional wisdom gets these things disastrously wrong.

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The 6 Most Baffling Marketing Disasters by Famous Companies
The 6 Most Baffling Marketing Disasters by Famous Companies

The line between roaring success and humiliating disaster is so, so thin in the world of advertising.

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Inside the Mind of a Man With a Comb-Over
Inside the Mind of a Man With a Comb-Over

When I was 20, I worked in a warehouse in Beachwood, Ohio. I was washing my hands in the bathroom and looking in the mirror when I saw scalp through my beautiful wavy brown hair, which was shocking because did I mention I had beautiful wavy brown hair?

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5 Obnoxious Things Restaurants Need to Stop Doing
5 Obnoxious Things Restaurants Need to Stop Doing

How's about I nitpick all the pain in the ass things that restaurants continue to do that no one likes for no reason any one of us will ever figure out.

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5 People Who Took Revenge to a Whole New Level
5 People Who Took Revenge to a Whole New Level

They'll tell you that there just ain't no wrath like cold-blooded wrath, 'cause cold-blooded wrath don't stop ... until those who have wronged you are dead, dead, dead.

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6 'Harmless' Fads That Caused Widespread Destruction
6 'Harmless' Fads That Caused Widespread Destruction

It turns out some fads have poisoned thousands, started wars, and enslaved entire nations, all for the sake of some dumbass thing people wanted to ride, wear, or eat.

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4 Reasons No One Laughed at Your Joke
4 Reasons No One Laughed at Your Joke

So you told a joke, but instead of the expected gales of laughter, you're greeted by naught but silence. What happened?

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5 Insane Trends from Vintage Cigarette Ads
5 Insane Trends from Vintage Cigarette Ads

Advertisements for cigarettes, like ads for heroin cough syrup or professional bellboys, are mostly a thing of the past. And it's a good thing because tobacco ads were awful.

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5 Easy Fixes to Complex Problems You Won't Believe Worked
5 Easy Fixes to Complex Problems You Won't Believe Worked

We're wondering just how many of the successful solutions here were first offered out of pure sarcasm.

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5 Well-Known Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)
5 Well-Known Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)

Considering that eating is the basic building block of survival, you'd think we'd pretty much have it down by now, yet it's hard to find a subject more prone to bullshit.

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6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Newborns
6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Newborns

Prepare to be terrified, because you have no idea what you're about to face. And we're not even talking about that first diaper change.

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6 Hilariously Awful Examples of Product Placements in Comics
6 Hilariously Awful Examples of Product Placements in Comics

Over the years big publishers have been more than happy to peddle out their most famous icons in ridiculous stories centered around virtually any product imaginable.

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