So you told a joke, but instead of the expected gales of laughter, you're greeted by naught but silence. What happened?
Advertisements for cigarettes, like ads for heroin cough syrup or professional bellboys, are mostly a thing of the past. And it's a good thing because tobacco ads were awful.
We're wondering just how many of the successful solutions here were first offered out of pure sarcasm.
Considering that eating is the basic building block of survival, you'd think we'd pretty much have it down by now, yet it's hard to find a subject more prone to bullshit.
Prepare to be terrified, because you have no idea what you're about to face. And we're not even talking about that first diaper change.
Over the years big publishers have been more than happy to peddle out their most famous icons in ridiculous stories centered around virtually any product imaginable.
Getting your drank on. Is there anything more noble? Yes, most things.
Inventors make terrible, terrible parents.
Fortunately for the burgeoning criminal, it turns out that some of the biggest and most daring crimes require surprisingly little effort.
Because so many of us live in cities, we think of the Earth as a crowded place. So what's left to discover? A lot actually.
Children are horrible, sticky monsters who don't do a single thing that isn't motivated by the basest of human emotions.